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This is Free City.
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Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.
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And the people who wear sunglasses
are heroes.
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They have a devil-may-care attitude
and they run this town.
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You are so hot.
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Oh, I know.
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See? That's not even his car.
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Or his wife.
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For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.
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They go on all sorts of missions.
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They got cool hair, cool clothes.
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I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.
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Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.
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Or that nice lady.
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See what I mean? Hero.
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My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.
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I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,
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and I work at the bank.
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What more could a guy want?
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Sunday should be warm and sunny
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with just a scattering of drive-bys.
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Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,
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which will be mined and sprayed
with high-calibre fire
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from a renegade gunship stolen by--
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And every morning,
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I start my day
with the most delicious coffee
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in the whole, wide, whole world.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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You know it. Mmm.
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Mmm!
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That is unexpectedly hot.
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Jeez, that's good.
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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.
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Thank you for making this
with such love.
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You're welcome.
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Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day!
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Hold the fudge.
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You mean to tell me that nobody snapped
up those bad boys? Today is the day.
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- Like every other day.
- I'll be back for those.
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Oh! So close.
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Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee
of all time.
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I wanna write a song about it.
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I wanna dance to that song with my body.
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I love my life.
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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.
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That's why they call 'em comfort zones,
they're so damn comfortable.
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Oh, Joe!
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Mondays, am I right, Joe?
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- You said it, Guy.
- Yeah.
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In Free City, I have everything I need.
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Don't have a good day...
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...have a great day.
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Thank you.
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Take care.
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Except one thing.
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Seem happy.
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Oh, come on, don't worry
about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.
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Oh, it's okay, Bud.
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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?
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Maybe it's not meant to be.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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I know the woman I'm looking for.
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Oh, let me guess.
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- Woman with an offbeat sense of humour.
- Sense of humour.
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An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.
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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.
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And you know what?
I don't want her to.
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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.
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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.
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- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
- That's cruel. You're cruel.
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- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
- I'm being real.
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?
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Of course we're going for beers
on the beach after work.
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That makes me so happy.
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Me too.
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What have you got?
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Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?
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You got a video or a screen grab?
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Nope. But I know who does.
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Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?
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Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.
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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?
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'Cause maybe we could meet up later.
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I don't have a burning desire
to see your mum's basement, thanks.
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Got jokes, huh?
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Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.
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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.
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Now, I got a question.
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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?
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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.
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Mmm, I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.
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Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
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But, seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?
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Those are questions.
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Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?
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The 2:30?
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No, the 4:00.
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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.
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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.
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- Oh, man.
- Wow.
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Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
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Give it to me!
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Looks like rain.
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Has anyone seen my cat?
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You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,
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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know."
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I mean, when you put it on there,
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you act like
it's not a shoe in your face.
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
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Love that song.
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That's a new one.
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Hey!
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That's her.
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Her who?
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That's my dream girl, Buddy.
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She exists.
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- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
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So?
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Whatcha mean "so?"
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So, people with sunglasses don't talk
to people like us.
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- You know that!
- I gotta try.
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Look, Guy! Guy!
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Guy! What about beers on the beach?
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Excuse me!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Coming soon... Free City 2!
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Bigger! Badder! Radder!
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Free City 2: Carnage.
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Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
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You done?
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Sorry. Are you closing?
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Yes.
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We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,
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one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl.
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You really like that game, huh?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
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Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.
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Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
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I, uh, have a lawsuit
against the publisher
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and the evidence that I need
is in the game.
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- So then I had my codes--
- Oh,
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I wish we weren't closing
so I could hear more about this.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.
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Ooh. "Cappuccino."
I enjoy saying that.
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It's like a waterfall made of letters.
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Excuse me?
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I'd like to try a cappuccino.
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Please.
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But you get a medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.
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Every day. Always.
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- Well, I...
- Somebody's about to get shot.
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Officer Johnny.
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I just thought I'd try
something different today, you know?
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Whatever. Right? Yeah?
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Hi.
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Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.
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Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.
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I'm joking.
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Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.
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He was just kidding!
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Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?
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No way, no how.
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Mmm. That's hot.
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It's like Jesus
washed my tongue
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but, right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,
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"He's good enough."
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Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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Cappuccino.
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Don't have a good day...
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...have a great day, I guess.
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Okay. Good day to you.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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That's the girl.
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We've been over this.
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You tried to talk to her yesterday,
it didn't work.
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It will never work.
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She's wearing sunglasses.
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We don't mess
with the sunglasses people.
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Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.
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What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.
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Oh, my God. What am I doing?
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Hi.
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What'd you say?
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need your sunglasses.
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Ooh. Ow.
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I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna
need your sunglasses for a sec.
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What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Go back to your side, man.
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He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother--
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Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?
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- Back off! I said, don't!
- Just real quick. Real quick.
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Stop!
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You broken or somethin'?
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I'm the robber!
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You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!
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Please, just stay down!
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I said, stay down!
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Guy, you don't do this, man.
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This isn't you.
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You don't do this.
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Maybe I do.
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What is wrong with this...
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stupid mission?
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I told you to smoke his ass.
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Let go!
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I'll give them right back.
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I said...
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Guy?
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He's just resting.
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In pieces!
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That man is dead!
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He's so sleepy.
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I'm just gonna put your gun down,
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right here,
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for when you wake.
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- Okay?
- Guy.
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Guy! Where you goin'?
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Excuse me.
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Do you see this?
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Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
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Whoo!
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Oh!
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Giddy up!
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I feel brand new.
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Loser.
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What is happening?
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So much money.
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Hey, Mouser, check this out.
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What's up, Keys?
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What am I looking at?
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Okay, so, this user,
he gets his glasses stolen
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and then killed.
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The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.
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An NPC? That's impossible.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.
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Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.
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I tried that, but I,
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I can't trace him.
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Whoever it is, they're good.
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Hmm. You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.
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I'm pretty good.
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I'll see you on the inside.
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Select your skin.
260
00:15:06,553 --> 00:15:08,430
Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?
261
00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:10,265
The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
262
00:15:10,432 --> 00:15:11,808
big guns, bigger moustache.
263
00:15:11,891 --> 00:15:13,435
Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.
264
00:15:13,602 --> 00:15:15,562
Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?
265
00:15:15,729 --> 00:15:19,190
Uh, full body moustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.
266
00:15:19,357 --> 00:15:20,775
I'm terrified.
267
00:15:20,859 --> 00:15:22,402
Let's do this.
268
00:15:57,771 --> 00:15:58,772
Seriously, man.
269
00:15:58,938 --> 00:16:02,317
I'm just being honest, I think
the bunny suit is just a little much.
270
00:16:03,109 --> 00:16:04,944
Excuse me?
271
00:16:06,613 --> 00:16:07,781
Right.
272
00:16:07,947 --> 00:16:09,532
Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
273
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:13,703
Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!
274
00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:14,871
Let's go!
275
00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:16,206
Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.
276
00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:18,166
- Come here. Come on, bud.
- Go, let's go.
277
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,918
- Closer.
- There he is.
278
00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:21,628
Blue shirt guy.
279
00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:23,463
Blue shirt?
280
00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:25,090
Yes.
281
00:16:25,632 --> 00:16:27,175
Hello, Officer.
282
00:16:28,343 --> 00:16:29,344
Rabbit.
283
00:16:29,469 --> 00:16:30,470
Nice skin.
284
00:16:30,637 --> 00:16:33,014
Thank you. That's sweet.
285
00:16:33,181 --> 00:16:34,391
How'd you get it?
286
00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:37,894
Well, uh, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.
287
00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:39,604
I have naturally dewy skin.
288
00:16:39,771 --> 00:16:40,939
Listen up, Neutrogena.
289
00:16:41,106 --> 00:16:43,233
You know you can't go around
looking like that. The rules are clear.
290
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,401
And another thing.
291
00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:45,902
- You can't hack the NPC avatars.
- No, sir!
292
00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:47,237
- It screws up the mission load...
- Screws it up!
293
00:16:47,404 --> 00:16:48,571
...and it makes the game look bad.
294
00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:49,989
- Horrible!
- Yeah.
295
00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:51,825
I got, like, 5% of that.
296
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,535
Lose the skin!
297
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:54,911
I... Lose?
298
00:16:55,078 --> 00:16:56,705
How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
299
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:57,872
Take it off, man.
300
00:16:57,956 --> 00:16:59,249
Just take it off.
What are you doing?
301
00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:00,458
- What?
- Seriously.
302
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,001
- The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
- How?
303
00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:03,294
- Everything. Ditch it.
- Take it off.
304
00:17:03,461 --> 00:17:04,713
If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
305
00:17:04,879 --> 00:17:06,339
- Why?
- And we're gonna keep killing you.
306
00:17:06,506 --> 00:17:07,549
Still why?
307
00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:08,967
Until we do find out who you are,
308
00:17:09,134 --> 00:17:10,719
and then we're gonna ban you for life.
309
00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:14,180
Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.
310
00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:16,474
I just find the order of those threats
very confusing.
311
00:17:16,641 --> 00:17:18,226
- Somebody's about to get shot.
- Light him up!
312
00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:36,786
No.
313
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,131
Come on, Blue Shirt.
314
00:18:08,443 --> 00:18:10,862
Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?
315
00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:12,155
Scared me a little bit.
316
00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:13,782
We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
317
00:18:13,948 --> 00:18:15,241
Coming to get ya.
318
00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:16,910
We're coming to get ya.
319
00:18:18,328 --> 00:18:20,538
Wait! Wait!
320
00:18:20,705 --> 00:18:22,081
I can explain everything.
321
00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:25,960
I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.
322
00:18:26,044 --> 00:18:28,630
Things that-- Whoa, whoa.
Things that aren't there.
323
00:18:29,005 --> 00:18:30,507
Except they are there.
324
00:18:30,673 --> 00:18:33,927
I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
325
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:38,014
You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.
326
00:18:38,181 --> 00:18:40,600
Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.
327
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,811
We're apex predators.
328
00:18:43,019 --> 00:18:46,564
All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.
329
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,275
Too high! Too high!
330
00:18:58,034 --> 00:19:00,829
Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt?
Watch this.
331
00:19:01,204 --> 00:19:04,874
I tire of these games, Keys. It's time
I went god-mode on this beyotch.
332
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,125
Okay, bring it.
333
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,044
Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
334
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:24,936
I'm so, so good at this.
335
00:19:33,444 --> 00:19:35,029
Time's up, bank teller!
336
00:19:56,926 --> 00:19:58,094
Nope!
337
00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:23,786
I can't die!
338
00:20:23,953 --> 00:20:25,538
I'm never gonna die!
339
00:20:25,622 --> 00:20:26,623
Whoo!
340
00:20:26,706 --> 00:20:29,876
And that was the heartbreaking story
of Blue Shirt Guy.
341
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,127
The end.
342
00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:33,338
- Doesn't make sense.
- What?
343
00:20:33,504 --> 00:20:34,547
I just checked the server stats.
344
00:20:34,714 --> 00:20:37,091
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.
345
00:20:37,258 --> 00:20:38,301
It's just a glitch, man.
346
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:39,510
- It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.
347
00:20:39,719 --> 00:20:41,137
It just seems like
that's something new, you know?
348
00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:43,556
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.
349
00:20:43,723 --> 00:20:45,391
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?
350
00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:46,476
Uh-uh. No.
351
00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:49,270
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care
352
00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:52,357
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.
353
00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:55,360
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.
354
00:20:55,526 --> 00:20:59,781
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius,
indie game designer?
355
00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:02,450
What are you doing down here dealing
with complaints?
356
00:21:02,617 --> 00:21:06,454
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,
357
00:21:06,621 --> 00:21:08,706
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.
358
00:21:08,873 --> 00:21:10,500
You do not wanna hear about that.
359
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:12,043
You're absolutely right.
360
00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:16,381
That story sounds horrible and boring
and full of white privilege.
361
00:21:16,547 --> 00:21:18,299
Don't talk to Antwan.
362
00:21:22,929 --> 00:21:25,515
We never dreamt
this would've happened.
363
00:21:25,932 --> 00:21:28,267
I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially
a fishbowl game.
364
00:21:28,351 --> 00:21:32,021
People aren't playing it,
they're watching it grow.
365
00:21:32,188 --> 00:21:33,856
It's a strictly observational experience
366
00:21:34,023 --> 00:21:37,694
where computer generated characters
interact and evolve.
367
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:39,654
I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.
368
00:21:39,821 --> 00:21:44,283
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.
369
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:46,077
Uh, no, Millie is the genius.
370
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,706
Uh, she built the AI engine
from the ground up.
371
00:21:49,872 --> 00:21:51,207
So, to get a little personal,
372
00:21:51,374 --> 00:21:53,292
what's the thing that gets you up
in the morning?
373
00:21:53,376 --> 00:21:55,878
Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
374
00:21:57,046 --> 00:21:58,381
What's the other thing?
375
00:21:58,548 --> 00:22:00,925
Oh, yeah.
An insatiable thirst for validation.
376
00:22:01,092 --> 00:22:02,552
- She's not kidding.
- I'm not.
377
00:22:02,719 --> 00:22:03,886
How about you?
378
00:22:04,053 --> 00:22:05,471
- Code.
- Code?
379
00:22:05,555 --> 00:22:06,556
- Code.
- Code, yeah.
380
00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:07,640
There we go.
381
00:22:07,724 --> 00:22:09,475
'Cause it's not just zeros
and ones, it's hidden messages.
382
00:22:09,642 --> 00:22:12,645
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.
383
00:22:12,812 --> 00:22:17,191
I just use zeros and ones instead
of words 'cause words will let you down.
384
00:22:17,358 --> 00:22:21,696
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
385
00:22:21,863 --> 00:22:23,489
- He's not kidding.
- I'm not.
386
00:22:23,656 --> 00:22:25,241
Now, I've gotta ask.
387
00:22:25,408 --> 00:22:27,618
There is a lot of chemistry between
the two of you.
388
00:22:27,785 --> 00:22:30,621
- Has this evolved into more than--
- No.
389
00:22:30,705 --> 00:22:33,124
- No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
- No, no, no. We're friends.
390
00:22:33,291 --> 00:22:34,375
- We're like best friends.
- Friendship.
391
00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:36,127
And now your game
is gonna be released by Soonami,
392
00:22:36,294 --> 00:22:37,712
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.
393
00:22:37,879 --> 00:22:39,714
- It's crazy, actually.
- It is, yeah.
394
00:22:39,881 --> 00:22:42,633
It does seem a little bit
like an unlikely pairing, though.
395
00:22:43,051 --> 00:22:45,011
Yeah,
I didn't totally get it either.
396
00:22:45,178 --> 00:22:47,680
But Millie's got a real instinct
for these things.
397
00:22:47,847 --> 00:22:49,098
Antwan is a genius.
398
00:22:49,265 --> 00:22:52,602
He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.
399
00:22:52,769 --> 00:22:54,937
It's a chance for our work
to be seen by a wider audience.
400
00:22:55,104 --> 00:22:57,065
- God, those two were young and dumb.
- Jeez.
401
00:22:57,231 --> 00:22:58,691
So we're breaking and entering now?
402
00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:02,779
How does it feel working for a galactic
black hole of frozen shit?
403
00:23:02,945 --> 00:23:04,906
You have to leave. I can't talk to you.
404
00:23:05,073 --> 00:23:06,616
Aw, shame will have that effect.
405
00:23:06,783 --> 00:23:08,409
No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.
406
00:23:08,576 --> 00:23:11,037
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects
407
00:23:11,204 --> 00:23:13,206
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA
408
00:23:13,289 --> 00:23:14,624
and it could get me fired.
409
00:23:14,707 --> 00:23:17,293
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?
410
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:19,128
No, he bought it and then he shelved it.
411
00:23:19,295 --> 00:23:22,340
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.
412
00:23:22,507 --> 00:23:23,591
How can I move on?
413
00:23:23,758 --> 00:23:25,134
How can you?
414
00:23:25,301 --> 00:23:28,137
Antwan swiped our AI engine
to use in his dumb shooter.
415
00:23:28,304 --> 00:23:31,766
Did he, Millie?
Because, honestly, I'm not so sure.
416
00:23:31,933 --> 00:23:34,477
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting.
417
00:23:34,644 --> 00:23:37,897
And Free City, it may be popular but
it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
418
00:23:38,064 --> 00:23:39,899
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.
419
00:23:40,066 --> 00:23:42,235
- Millie, I'm--
- Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
420
00:23:42,735 --> 00:23:43,736
And now he's lying about it
421
00:23:43,903 --> 00:23:46,197
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.
422
00:23:46,364 --> 00:23:47,365
Millie--
423
00:23:47,448 --> 00:23:49,951
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
424
00:23:50,118 --> 00:23:53,496
All I need from you
is to get me in there.
425
00:23:53,663 --> 00:23:55,915
Millie, I care about you
426
00:24:00,545 --> 00:24:02,046
but you need to leave.
427
00:24:10,388 --> 00:24:12,390
Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
428
00:25:13,576 --> 00:25:14,785
What are we lookin' at?
429
00:25:15,494 --> 00:25:17,622
Who are you?
430
00:25:17,788 --> 00:25:18,998
Okay, okay. Okay.
431
00:25:19,457 --> 00:25:21,751
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.
432
00:25:21,918 --> 00:25:22,919
Oh, yeah.
433
00:25:23,044 --> 00:25:25,671
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?
434
00:25:25,838 --> 00:25:28,799
I waited outside by the murder train,
435
00:25:28,883 --> 00:25:30,218
then I followed you.
436
00:25:30,301 --> 00:25:31,302
Shit!
437
00:25:46,859 --> 00:25:48,027
Can I come with you?
438
00:25:49,445 --> 00:25:50,529
Yes?
439
00:25:51,989 --> 00:25:54,200
Holy hell, what just happened?
440
00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:56,786
What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.
441
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,081
No, I mean, how did we get from there
to wherever this is?
442
00:26:00,248 --> 00:26:01,499
You mean the portal gun?
443
00:26:01,999 --> 00:26:03,584
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.
444
00:26:03,751 --> 00:26:05,878
Wow, you are a special kind of noob.
445
00:26:06,045 --> 00:26:07,171
Thank you. You too.
446
00:26:07,255 --> 00:26:08,339
Turn around.
447
00:26:08,422 --> 00:26:10,424
Okay.
448
00:26:13,761 --> 00:26:14,762
Oh.
449
00:26:19,016 --> 00:26:20,393
Is this the North Pole?
450
00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:21,978
Listen, dude.
451
00:26:22,144 --> 00:26:23,688
- Guy.
- Guy. Whatever.
452
00:26:23,854 --> 00:26:25,564
Props on the NPC outfit,
453
00:26:25,731 --> 00:26:28,150
but I'm busy trying to figure out
how to steal something.
454
00:26:28,317 --> 00:26:30,069
Maybe I could help you.
455
00:26:30,236 --> 00:26:31,279
I work alone.
456
00:26:31,445 --> 00:26:32,863
You have beautiful grenades.
457
00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:35,783
Besides, if you want to have any chance
of making an impact here,
458
00:26:35,992 --> 00:26:37,618
you need to have
a higher level than that.
459
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:39,662
- That's tough. No.
- No.
460
00:26:40,413 --> 00:26:41,414
Higher level?
461
00:26:41,497 --> 00:26:42,707
Good Lord, rook.
462
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,501
See?
463
00:26:45,668 --> 00:26:47,211
- Oh.
- That's mine.
464
00:26:47,628 --> 00:26:48,838
And that's yours.
465
00:26:49,588 --> 00:26:53,634
Oh. What,
is one the best or the worst?
466
00:26:53,801 --> 00:26:55,303
There is literally nothing lower.
467
00:26:55,469 --> 00:26:57,221
Well, how do I get to a higher level?
468
00:26:57,388 --> 00:26:59,307
- Really?
- Really.
469
00:27:00,266 --> 00:27:03,436
- You know, get stuff.
- Yeah.
470
00:27:03,602 --> 00:27:04,895
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Yeah.
471
00:27:05,646 --> 00:27:06,897
- Experience, guns...
- Yeah.
472
00:27:06,981 --> 00:27:07,982
- Put that down.
- Uh-huh.
473
00:27:08,065 --> 00:27:10,484
Money. This is Free City.
474
00:27:10,651 --> 00:27:12,653
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,
475
00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:14,905
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.
476
00:27:15,072 --> 00:27:17,491
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
477
00:27:19,910 --> 00:27:23,414
Hmm. I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.
478
00:27:24,206 --> 00:27:27,918
Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet
on here is a sociopathic man-child.
479
00:27:29,128 --> 00:27:30,254
Thank you.
480
00:27:30,421 --> 00:27:33,007
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad, though, is it?
481
00:27:33,132 --> 00:27:35,801
Oh! Pretty bleak.
482
00:27:36,510 --> 00:27:39,013
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.
483
00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:42,725
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?
484
00:27:43,768 --> 00:27:45,102
And he's a dick?
485
00:27:45,269 --> 00:27:47,813
His name's Antwan,
and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
486
00:27:48,397 --> 00:27:49,690
Trolls exist?
487
00:27:50,858 --> 00:27:53,361
Look, I don't know if anybody does it,
488
00:27:53,527 --> 00:27:56,364
but you could rack experience points up
by being a good guy.
489
00:27:56,530 --> 00:27:58,449
- Like a hero.
- Ooh. Easy, tiger.
490
00:27:58,616 --> 00:28:00,576
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.
491
00:28:00,743 --> 00:28:02,119
All that shit makes your level go up.
492
00:28:02,286 --> 00:28:03,662
Go be the good guy.
493
00:28:03,829 --> 00:28:05,081
Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.
494
00:28:05,206 --> 00:28:06,374
Ooh! Ooh.
495
00:28:06,457 --> 00:28:08,751
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.
496
00:28:08,834 --> 00:28:09,919
Off you go.
497
00:28:10,086 --> 00:28:12,129
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've levelled up enough?
498
00:28:12,296 --> 00:28:15,049
- Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
- Whoa.
499
00:28:15,132 --> 00:28:16,801
- Bye now.
- That's so much more than one.
500
00:28:17,176 --> 00:28:18,219
- Like, 99 more.
- Bye now.
501
00:28:18,386 --> 00:28:19,387
Okay.
502
00:28:57,216 --> 00:28:58,300
Hi.
503
00:29:26,412 --> 00:29:27,496
Thanks, Guy.
504
00:29:47,808 --> 00:29:48,809
Good morning, Goldie.
505
00:29:49,727 --> 00:29:50,895
Good morning, Goldie.
506
00:29:51,562 --> 00:29:53,230
Good fucking morning, Goldie.
507
00:29:53,397 --> 00:29:57,151
I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.
508
00:29:57,234 --> 00:30:01,906
BSG is levelling up and at a record pace
by playing the hero.
509
00:30:02,072 --> 00:30:05,534
It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?"
510
00:30:05,701 --> 00:30:09,246
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.
511
00:30:09,413 --> 00:30:11,040
And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,
512
00:30:11,123 --> 00:30:13,000
a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.
513
00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:15,044
- This is bullshit.
- Who is this guy?
514
00:30:15,211 --> 00:30:16,295
I don't know, but he's good.
515
00:30:16,462 --> 00:30:18,672
Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC
516
00:30:18,839 --> 00:30:21,091
but he's running around,
levelling up crazy fast
517
00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:22,384
by being the freaking good guy.
518
00:30:22,551 --> 00:30:25,638
"This colourful character
in the video game Free City
519
00:30:25,804 --> 00:30:28,641
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy."
520
00:30:28,807 --> 00:30:30,559
- Piper.
- Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
521
00:30:30,726 --> 00:30:31,810
You're absolutely right.
522
00:30:31,977 --> 00:30:36,982
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?
523
00:30:50,621 --> 00:30:53,040
Whoo-hoo!
524
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,678
There's a worldwide craze that has
captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
525
00:31:06,303 --> 00:31:07,304
Hello, Hinata.
526
00:31:08,055 --> 00:31:09,557
You have a great outfit.
527
00:31:09,807 --> 00:31:10,975
Don't have a good day...
528
00:31:11,183 --> 00:31:12,560
Have a GREAT day!
529
00:31:12,726 --> 00:31:15,437
Crazy awesome!!!
530
00:31:56,478 --> 00:32:00,065
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today, huh?
531
00:32:00,232 --> 00:32:02,443
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you.
532
00:32:03,485 --> 00:32:04,528
What is this shirt?
533
00:32:04,695 --> 00:32:06,071
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?
534
00:32:07,156 --> 00:32:08,824
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.
535
00:32:08,991 --> 00:32:11,660
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?
536
00:32:11,827 --> 00:32:13,037
Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
537
00:32:13,203 --> 00:32:16,081
I'm sorry
that I haven't been around, Bud.
538
00:32:16,248 --> 00:32:17,583
I've been figuring some stuff out.
539
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:20,628
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.
540
00:32:20,794 --> 00:32:22,796
Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,
541
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,465
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.
542
00:32:24,632 --> 00:32:26,133
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.
543
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:27,760
- The girl.
- Oh, my God.
544
00:32:28,177 --> 00:32:29,386
I talked to her. I talked to her.
545
00:32:29,553 --> 00:32:31,889
- The one with the sunglasses?
- The sunglasses, yes!
546
00:32:32,181 --> 00:32:34,016
I talked to one of the sunglass people
547
00:32:34,099 --> 00:32:36,560
and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
548
00:32:36,727 --> 00:32:38,270
Me.
549
00:32:38,354 --> 00:32:39,855
Everybody down on the ground!
550
00:32:40,022 --> 00:32:41,440
You're so hot.
551
00:32:41,607 --> 00:32:44,401
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?
552
00:32:44,568 --> 00:32:45,736
Your life could be fuller.
553
00:32:45,903 --> 00:32:48,030
That you're free to make
your own decisions. Your own choices.
554
00:32:48,197 --> 00:32:49,198
Yo, dumbass.
555
00:32:49,281 --> 00:32:50,658
We are in the middle of something.
556
00:32:51,367 --> 00:32:52,451
Uh...
557
00:32:52,534 --> 00:32:54,495
- That's my gun.
- Quiet time.
558
00:32:55,496 --> 00:32:58,624
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.
559
00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:00,459
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.
560
00:33:02,586 --> 00:33:04,254
We do now.
561
00:33:05,964 --> 00:33:07,007
Mine now.
562
00:33:07,091 --> 00:33:08,509
Are you kidding me?
563
00:33:10,886 --> 00:33:12,680
- Put 'em on.
- No.
564
00:33:12,846 --> 00:33:14,890
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?
565
00:33:15,057 --> 00:33:17,601
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.
566
00:33:17,935 --> 00:33:19,520
You're gonna see.
567
00:33:22,815 --> 00:33:23,899
Come on.
568
00:33:24,942 --> 00:33:26,276
I can't, okay?
569
00:33:28,362 --> 00:33:29,446
I'm sorry.
570
00:33:36,370 --> 00:33:38,122
I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.
571
00:33:38,288 --> 00:33:40,541
Now get out of here. Go be nicer.
572
00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:42,626
Beat it. Go, go, go.
573
00:33:42,793 --> 00:33:44,294
Don't walk, run.
574
00:33:45,003 --> 00:33:46,422
And you...
575
00:33:46,797 --> 00:33:47,881
Ugh.
576
00:33:47,965 --> 00:33:49,049
Sorry.
577
00:33:49,883 --> 00:33:52,886
...um, you could do so much better
than that guy.
578
00:33:53,053 --> 00:33:56,140
You could be with, like, a good guy.
579
00:33:57,307 --> 00:33:59,560
Or maybe
I don't have to be with any guy.
580
00:33:59,727 --> 00:34:02,104
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.
581
00:34:02,271 --> 00:34:03,897
- They really are.
- Terrible.
582
00:34:04,064 --> 00:34:05,274
Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.
583
00:34:12,823 --> 00:34:14,241
You're my best friend, Buddy.
584
00:34:14,408 --> 00:34:16,660
And you don't have to be scared.
585
00:34:16,827 --> 00:34:19,496
If you change your mind, I'll be around.
586
00:34:25,753 --> 00:34:28,046
Yo, Keys,
our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
587
00:34:29,006 --> 00:34:30,007
I know.
588
00:34:30,174 --> 00:34:31,508
Who is this guy?
589
00:35:00,579 --> 00:35:01,663
I'm here.
590
00:35:02,331 --> 00:35:03,874
I really appreciate this, Keys.
591
00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:06,001
Okay. Just to be clear,
592
00:35:06,168 --> 00:35:09,004
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.
593
00:35:09,171 --> 00:35:12,257
If this clip really does prove
that Antwan reused our code illegally,
594
00:35:12,424 --> 00:35:13,425
go find it and get out.
595
00:35:14,885 --> 00:35:18,931
Player's doing the
jewellery store mission in midtown.
596
00:35:19,097 --> 00:35:20,557
That gives you 5 minutes.
597
00:35:23,101 --> 00:35:24,228
And go.
598
00:35:33,445 --> 00:35:35,823
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
599
00:35:35,906 --> 00:35:36,990
Really?
600
00:35:37,115 --> 00:35:38,575
I'm sitting on the toilet right now,
stealing user codes,
601
00:35:38,742 --> 00:35:40,410
so I don't exactly feel like one.
602
00:35:40,577 --> 00:35:41,745
Oh, you never have.
603
00:35:41,912 --> 00:35:43,205
Good thing I know better.
604
00:35:43,372 --> 00:35:47,459
All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.
605
00:35:47,626 --> 00:35:49,378
- Thanks for the assist.
- You got it.
606
00:35:49,545 --> 00:35:50,963
I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.
607
00:36:16,071 --> 00:36:17,781
Keys! I need your help!
608
00:36:17,948 --> 00:36:19,575
He's got that place booby-trapped
with spawn points.
609
00:36:19,741 --> 00:36:20,826
Millie, I can't help you.
610
00:36:42,472 --> 00:36:43,515
Blue Shirt Guy?
611
00:36:43,682 --> 00:36:47,311
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.
612
00:36:47,644 --> 00:36:50,939
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.
613
00:36:58,572 --> 00:36:59,573
What are you doing here?
614
00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:02,576
I was trying to steal a video clip,
now we're trying not to die.
615
00:37:03,785 --> 00:37:04,786
Who are you talking to?
616
00:37:06,705 --> 00:37:09,458
You know, that player in the NPC skin.
617
00:37:10,334 --> 00:37:12,294
Millie, there are no other players
in that house.
618
00:37:13,754 --> 00:37:15,797
That actually hurt my hand.
619
00:37:15,964 --> 00:37:17,049
Get down!
620
00:38:05,889 --> 00:38:08,725
I'm sorry! Oh, God!
621
00:38:13,230 --> 00:38:14,481
We're doing great.
622
00:38:26,284 --> 00:38:27,369
Wow!
623
00:38:29,663 --> 00:38:31,039
We should definitely go!
624
00:38:32,624 --> 00:38:33,709
Oh, shit!
625
00:38:41,091 --> 00:38:43,093
- Is that a Glock in your pocket?
- No.
626
00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:45,178
- What?
- It's two Glocks.
627
00:38:46,304 --> 00:38:47,389
Oh!
628
00:39:19,921 --> 00:39:21,757
I don't suppose this thing can fly.
629
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,008
No.
630
00:39:23,175 --> 00:39:24,259
Jump.
631
00:39:24,926 --> 00:39:26,094
Wow!
632
00:39:26,887 --> 00:39:29,222
Whoa!
633
00:39:38,065 --> 00:39:39,441
Oh, shit.
634
00:39:54,372 --> 00:39:55,957
Good morning, sheeple!
635
00:39:56,124 --> 00:39:57,459
Oh, you are fired.
636
00:39:57,626 --> 00:40:00,295
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies. Retailers won't carry the game.
637
00:40:00,462 --> 00:40:02,005
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.
638
00:40:02,172 --> 00:40:03,256
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition.
639
00:40:03,423 --> 00:40:06,009
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?
640
00:40:06,176 --> 00:40:08,678
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.
641
00:40:08,845 --> 00:40:10,472
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom
642
00:40:10,639 --> 00:40:13,475
because she's got no proof
and her ex-partner works for me.
643
00:40:13,642 --> 00:40:14,643
We're golden.
644
00:40:14,726 --> 00:40:16,311
Antwan, hey. You look great.
645
00:40:16,394 --> 00:40:17,729
Uh, I thought you were
still at Burning Man.
646
00:40:17,896 --> 00:40:20,148
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man?
647
00:40:20,315 --> 00:40:21,316
You, you, you--
648
00:40:21,441 --> 00:40:23,652
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.
649
00:40:23,819 --> 00:40:25,195
You heard about the asshole
running around in the game
650
00:40:25,529 --> 00:40:26,530
who looks like an NPC?
651
00:40:26,613 --> 00:40:29,199
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.
652
00:40:29,366 --> 00:40:32,786
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.
653
00:40:32,953 --> 00:40:35,956
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
654
00:40:36,123 --> 00:40:39,376
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
655
00:40:39,543 --> 00:40:41,461
'Roid him out.
Make him a hitman or something.
656
00:40:41,628 --> 00:40:44,422
Antwan, we're already way behind porting
over the skins from Free City 1.
657
00:40:44,589 --> 00:40:46,174
Skins?
Don't even worry about that.
658
00:40:46,258 --> 00:40:47,884
They won't be usable in Free City 2.
659
00:40:48,051 --> 00:40:49,177
Antwan, you told the fans
660
00:40:49,344 --> 00:40:51,638
Free City 2 is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.
661
00:40:51,805 --> 00:40:53,849
You said there'd be the same characters
in the sequel.
662
00:40:54,015 --> 00:40:57,352
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.
663
00:40:57,519 --> 00:40:59,729
Listen, Antwan,
the game is already buggier than ever.
664
00:40:59,896 --> 00:41:01,231
I got a stack of user complaints,
like, a mile high.
665
00:41:01,398 --> 00:41:02,732
Look, I know it sucks.
666
00:41:02,899 --> 00:41:07,445
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.
667
00:41:07,612 --> 00:41:10,615
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.
668
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:11,741
What?
669
00:41:11,825 --> 00:41:14,327
Make an original? Why would I do that
when I could make a sequel?
670
00:41:14,494 --> 00:41:15,495
A sequel.
671
00:41:15,579 --> 00:41:16,705
So we can make it better?
672
00:41:16,872 --> 00:41:19,791
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.
673
00:41:19,958 --> 00:41:21,126
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay.
674
00:41:21,293 --> 00:41:22,669
You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
675
00:41:22,752 --> 00:41:23,753
- Mmm-hmm.
- No.
676
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,756
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
677
00:41:26,923 --> 00:41:28,758
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,
678
00:41:28,925 --> 00:41:30,552
why would I make
another restaurant called,
679
00:41:30,635 --> 00:41:32,762
uh, I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
680
00:41:32,929 --> 00:41:34,890
- Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
- Mmm-hmm. No sense.
681
00:41:35,056 --> 00:41:36,808
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
682
00:41:36,892 --> 00:41:38,393
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken,
Part Two.
683
00:41:39,144 --> 00:41:41,271
Uh, yum.
Drop the deuce on him.
684
00:41:41,438 --> 00:41:43,648
Come on. Come here. Come here.
685
00:41:43,815 --> 00:41:44,941
I don't want you to stress
686
00:41:45,025 --> 00:41:46,526
that glorious shampoo commercial head
of yours about it.
687
00:41:47,485 --> 00:41:50,655
Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.
688
00:41:50,822 --> 00:41:52,574
That's not a word.
689
00:41:54,326 --> 00:41:56,244
You sure you don't wanna bump up
to programming?
690
00:41:56,411 --> 00:41:58,205
I know you got the brains for it.
691
00:41:59,247 --> 00:42:01,499
No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
692
00:42:03,501 --> 00:42:07,923
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.
693
00:42:08,089 --> 00:42:10,300
But it's all good with me
if I don't have to pay you more.
694
00:42:10,467 --> 00:42:12,010
Antwan out.
695
00:42:22,771 --> 00:42:24,231
Who is this guy?
696
00:42:32,489 --> 00:42:33,490
Wow!
697
00:42:33,657 --> 00:42:35,200
I took your advice.
698
00:42:37,118 --> 00:42:38,328
I levelled up.
699
00:42:39,246 --> 00:42:40,580
Impressive.
700
00:42:42,374 --> 00:42:44,376
Why are you doing all of this?
701
00:42:44,542 --> 00:42:48,463
You know, I guess I felt trapped.
702
00:42:49,547 --> 00:42:51,049
You know, in my life,
703
00:42:51,216 --> 00:42:53,260
I just felt so
704
00:42:53,718 --> 00:42:55,053
Stuck.
705
00:42:56,554 --> 00:42:59,766
Yeah. And then I saw you.
706
00:43:01,226 --> 00:43:03,019
Then I saw you.
707
00:43:03,979 --> 00:43:05,105
Who are you?
708
00:43:05,855 --> 00:43:07,023
I'm Guy.
709
00:43:07,190 --> 00:43:09,150
No, who are you really?
710
00:43:09,317 --> 00:43:10,318
Still Guy.
711
00:43:10,402 --> 00:43:14,447
All of this, levelling up so fast.
712
00:43:15,198 --> 00:43:17,534
Giving this whole world the finger.
713
00:43:17,701 --> 00:43:18,952
How are you pulling this off?
714
00:43:19,119 --> 00:43:22,080
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.
715
00:43:22,163 --> 00:43:23,915
You work at Soonami, don't you?
716
00:43:23,999 --> 00:43:25,709
- No.
- You've got an inside track.
717
00:43:25,792 --> 00:43:27,544
- I work at the bank.
- Right. The bank.
718
00:43:27,711 --> 00:43:31,756
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.
719
00:43:31,923 --> 00:43:33,258
Yes, I work at the bank.
720
00:43:33,425 --> 00:43:35,593
Where did you get that skin?
721
00:43:36,803 --> 00:43:38,596
It's always, sort of, been there.
722
00:43:38,763 --> 00:43:40,890
Why do people keep asking me
that question?
723
00:43:41,057 --> 00:43:42,809
I don't know, why do they?
724
00:43:46,104 --> 00:43:49,024
No, no. Not doing that. I--
725
00:43:50,150 --> 00:43:51,484
What's happening right now?
726
00:43:51,651 --> 00:43:53,445
I don't know, but I don't buy it.
727
00:43:53,611 --> 00:43:54,904
No.
728
00:43:55,071 --> 00:43:56,865
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
- Fine. Good.
729
00:43:57,032 --> 00:43:58,325
- I'll let it go.
- Yes.
730
00:43:58,867 --> 00:44:00,035
Great.
731
00:44:00,201 --> 00:44:01,536
We all have our secrets, I guess.
732
00:44:01,703 --> 00:44:03,288
Yes, we do.
733
00:44:05,957 --> 00:44:06,958
Hey.
734
00:44:08,543 --> 00:44:10,503
Do you like ice cream?
735
00:44:10,962 --> 00:44:13,256
I can't believe
I've never been here.
736
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,258
Well, it's sort of a secret.
737
00:44:16,009 --> 00:44:19,346
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.
738
00:44:19,512 --> 00:44:21,139
Yeah, it makes sense.
739
00:44:22,349 --> 00:44:24,184
No missions here.
740
00:44:25,143 --> 00:44:28,396
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
741
00:44:28,563 --> 00:44:29,939
This is my favourite flavour
in the whole world.
742
00:44:30,106 --> 00:44:32,317
- We'll take two of the usual, please.
- You got it, Guy.
743
00:44:32,484 --> 00:44:34,444
It's bubble gum flavour.
744
00:44:34,611 --> 00:44:36,071
You think I'm crazy, don't you?
745
00:44:36,404 --> 00:44:37,614
Guy,
746
00:44:37,781 --> 00:44:40,825
get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.
747
00:44:40,992 --> 00:44:42,577
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?
748
00:44:42,744 --> 00:44:44,954
No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.
749
00:44:45,121 --> 00:44:46,122
No, I do.
750
00:44:46,206 --> 00:44:47,624
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.
751
00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:48,958
- No way. Here.
- Yeah.
752
00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:50,627
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
753
00:44:50,710 --> 00:44:51,711
Mmm.
754
00:44:52,087 --> 00:44:53,088
How good is that?
755
00:44:53,338 --> 00:44:54,339
You can taste it?
756
00:44:54,422 --> 00:44:57,926
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.
757
00:44:58,426 --> 00:44:59,552
- Mmm-hmm?
- Mmm.
758
00:45:00,929 --> 00:45:02,847
Coffee used to be my favourite food,
759
00:45:03,014 --> 00:45:05,183
but, compared with this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.
760
00:45:05,266 --> 00:45:07,310
What?
761
00:45:10,271 --> 00:45:12,899
Nothing. You're funny.
762
00:45:14,192 --> 00:45:15,610
- I am?
- Yeah.
763
00:45:15,777 --> 00:45:18,279
Weird funny.
764
00:45:18,363 --> 00:45:20,740
But that's kind of my speed.
765
00:45:20,907 --> 00:45:22,909
Weird funny,
that's totally my speed, too.
766
00:45:23,076 --> 00:45:24,994
- Great.
- Yeah. I know a joke.
767
00:45:25,161 --> 00:45:26,538
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?
768
00:45:26,704 --> 00:45:27,789
- Please.
- Okay.
769
00:45:28,665 --> 00:45:30,959
A homosexual
and a man in a wheelchair
770
00:45:31,042 --> 00:45:33,253
are trying to murder
a very small child.
771
00:45:33,336 --> 00:45:35,630
- The cripple says to the homosexual--
- Whoa. Stop, stop.
772
00:45:35,797 --> 00:45:37,882
Stop! Where did you hear that?
773
00:45:38,049 --> 00:45:40,552
A robbery.
The gunman told it to the driver
774
00:45:40,718 --> 00:45:43,763
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorised it and told everyone.
775
00:45:43,930 --> 00:45:45,765
Word of advice?
776
00:45:45,932 --> 00:45:48,977
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of Free City.
777
00:45:49,060 --> 00:45:50,145
Trolls?
778
00:45:50,228 --> 00:45:51,563
Is that a swing set?
779
00:46:17,130 --> 00:46:18,548
Holy--
780
00:46:26,264 --> 00:46:28,558
Okay, this is too weird.
781
00:46:28,725 --> 00:46:31,686
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream,
and now swings?
782
00:46:31,853 --> 00:46:34,022
- This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.
783
00:46:34,189 --> 00:46:35,565
I thought the same thing.
784
00:46:35,732 --> 00:46:38,651
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.
785
00:46:40,153 --> 00:46:41,988
Growing up in my family, it was--
786
00:46:42,197 --> 00:46:44,449
You don't wanna hear this. No.
787
00:46:44,908 --> 00:46:47,035
Oh, I wanna hear everything.
788
00:46:47,118 --> 00:46:48,620
Oh.
789
00:46:48,953 --> 00:46:51,664
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.
790
00:46:52,165 --> 00:46:55,835
You had to win, and that pressure,
you know,
791
00:46:56,002 --> 00:46:57,962
it was just constant.
792
00:46:58,671 --> 00:47:01,966
But when I was in the back garden
on that little swing--
793
00:47:02,133 --> 00:47:03,259
You know that moment,
794
00:47:03,426 --> 00:47:07,263
that split second between
rising and falling,
795
00:47:07,430 --> 00:47:09,390
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.
796
00:47:09,474 --> 00:47:10,475
In love.
797
00:47:10,558 --> 00:47:12,769
Free. What you said. Yeah.
798
00:47:15,730 --> 00:47:17,732
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?
799
00:47:19,067 --> 00:47:20,360
You want to kiss me?
800
00:47:21,986 --> 00:47:23,863
I wanna kiss you so badly.
801
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,490
You want to kiss me badly?
802
00:47:25,657 --> 00:47:27,033
- No!
- No?
803
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,952
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.
804
00:47:29,118 --> 00:47:30,662
I mean, I'm an idiot,
805
00:47:30,828 --> 00:47:32,288
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.
806
00:47:32,455 --> 00:47:33,748
No, you're not. You're not.
807
00:47:33,915 --> 00:47:35,208
I mean, um,
808
00:47:36,292 --> 00:47:38,670
uh, if you know how to, go for it.
809
00:47:38,836 --> 00:47:40,004
I know how.
810
00:47:41,256 --> 00:47:42,257
Okay.
811
00:47:44,425 --> 00:47:45,927
Here goes.
812
00:48:08,157 --> 00:48:12,495
That was so much better than ice cream.
813
00:48:12,579 --> 00:48:13,955
Whoa!
814
00:48:14,038 --> 00:48:15,456
I think someone's at the door.
815
00:48:15,623 --> 00:48:16,624
I'll say.
816
00:48:16,791 --> 00:48:18,585
Well, this was great.
817
00:48:18,751 --> 00:48:19,877
Yeah, it was.
818
00:48:19,961 --> 00:48:21,754
Let's meet up again sometime soon.
Yeah?
819
00:48:21,838 --> 00:48:23,631
Yes. Definitely.
820
00:48:23,798 --> 00:48:25,174
Maybe in the real world.
821
00:48:25,341 --> 00:48:26,426
What?
822
00:48:26,884 --> 00:48:28,261
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
823
00:48:28,428 --> 00:48:29,804
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.
824
00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:32,974
Bye, Molotov.
825
00:48:33,141 --> 00:48:36,978
Hey, my real name is Millie.
826
00:48:38,229 --> 00:48:41,983
My real name continues to be Guy.
827
00:48:48,656 --> 00:48:51,993
Millie, open up! Millie, it's me,
it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
828
00:48:52,076 --> 00:48:54,787
Millie! It's me, open up!
829
00:48:54,871 --> 00:48:56,831
- What?
- You were right.
830
00:48:57,373 --> 00:48:59,250
- You were right.
- Oh, come on in.
831
00:48:59,417 --> 00:49:01,836
You were right.
Our code, it is in Free City
832
00:49:02,003 --> 00:49:04,714
and, Millie, it works.
833
00:49:04,881 --> 00:49:06,382
Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.
834
00:49:06,549 --> 00:49:08,426
Just forget about that
for one second.
835
00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:10,803
I'm saying that our game, Life Itself,
836
00:49:10,970 --> 00:49:13,765
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...
837
00:49:13,931 --> 00:49:15,016
- Yeah?
- ...worked.
838
00:49:15,183 --> 00:49:16,809
- Keys.
- The AI worked.
839
00:49:16,976 --> 00:49:20,313
It's the reason why Free City is
so realistic and people love it so much.
840
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,357
And of course it doesn't look the same.
841
00:49:22,523 --> 00:49:25,318
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,
842
00:49:25,485 --> 00:49:28,279
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.
843
00:49:28,446 --> 00:49:32,867
But the underlying code in the game
is the same. Our code.
844
00:49:33,034 --> 00:49:34,786
And Guy, I mean, he has evolved
way further
845
00:49:34,869 --> 00:49:35,870
than we thought was even possible.
846
00:49:35,995 --> 00:49:38,373
Wait, are you talking about the hacker
in the NPC skin?
847
00:49:38,539 --> 00:49:41,959
Millie, I'm talking about the fact
that Blue Shirt Guy...
848
00:49:42,126 --> 00:49:43,127
Yeah?
849
00:49:43,294 --> 00:49:44,712
...is not a player.
850
00:49:45,129 --> 00:49:47,965
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.
851
00:49:48,132 --> 00:49:50,301
I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.
852
00:49:50,385 --> 00:49:54,514
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.
853
00:49:55,973 --> 00:49:57,725
- No! No.
- I know.
854
00:49:57,892 --> 00:49:59,268
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
855
00:49:59,435 --> 00:50:00,812
- Guy? My Guy?
- Guy.
856
00:50:00,978 --> 00:50:02,146
- One who has been--
- Your Guy?
857
00:50:02,313 --> 00:50:03,439
- Holy--
- This is a good thing.
858
00:50:03,606 --> 00:50:05,108
No, it's really bad.
859
00:50:05,274 --> 00:50:08,444
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.
860
00:50:08,611 --> 00:50:09,946
We did it, Mills.
861
00:50:11,072 --> 00:50:14,992
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.
862
00:50:15,159 --> 00:50:18,079
Okay? Did you know
that the NPCs have private lives?
863
00:50:18,996 --> 00:50:21,124
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.
864
00:50:21,290 --> 00:50:23,292
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.
865
00:50:23,459 --> 00:50:25,378
I can't even froth my own oat milk
in the morning.
866
00:50:25,837 --> 00:50:28,089
And the Bombshell character in the game
867
00:50:28,256 --> 00:50:30,967
wrote a memoir
that's a searing indictment
868
00:50:31,134 --> 00:50:32,844
of gender roles, the patriarchy.
869
00:50:33,010 --> 00:50:34,804
It's a little preachy in parts
but, over all, it's pretty good.
870
00:50:34,971 --> 00:50:35,972
Millie, we have to celebrate!
871
00:50:36,097 --> 00:50:37,890
- No, this can't be happening.
- What are you talking about?
872
00:50:38,057 --> 00:50:40,560
- This is what we've been working for!
- No, I let him kiss me!
873
00:50:42,061 --> 00:50:43,521
So, yeah.
874
00:50:46,941 --> 00:50:48,443
I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?
875
00:50:48,609 --> 00:50:49,652
Guy.
876
00:50:50,778 --> 00:50:51,779
Guy?
877
00:50:51,863 --> 00:50:56,576
The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy
in, like, forever
878
00:50:56,743 --> 00:50:59,370
and of course he's not even real!
879
00:50:59,537 --> 00:51:00,872
Uh, there's not a button for that.
880
00:51:01,748 --> 00:51:03,207
Oh, he found the button.
881
00:51:03,374 --> 00:51:04,834
- Okay.
- Yeah.
882
00:51:04,917 --> 00:51:07,211
- I am-- I'm so confused...
- Why is it so hot?
883
00:51:07,378 --> 00:51:08,546
...and surprisingly curious.
884
00:51:09,213 --> 00:51:12,925
You let an artificially intelligent
885
00:51:13,009 --> 00:51:14,719
- video game character kiss you?
- Oh, okay,
886
00:51:14,802 --> 00:51:16,345
- can you just stop saying it like that?
- And then you thought that would be--
887
00:51:16,512 --> 00:51:18,389
Because you have got to meet him, Keys.
888
00:51:18,556 --> 00:51:21,517
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.
889
00:51:21,684 --> 00:51:23,936
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.
890
00:51:24,103 --> 00:51:27,565
Also, Millie, food for thought,
he's, like, four.
891
00:51:29,233 --> 00:51:30,860
- Really? You're gonna do that?
- Really.
892
00:51:31,027 --> 00:51:32,653
Wow, you just made that really creepy.
893
00:51:33,821 --> 00:51:35,031
Millie, put all that aside.
894
00:51:35,114 --> 00:51:36,407
Weird or not,
when people find out about this,
895
00:51:36,491 --> 00:51:39,076
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.
896
00:51:39,243 --> 00:51:40,244
What?
897
00:51:40,328 --> 00:51:41,788
Oh, my God, if they see this--
898
00:51:42,246 --> 00:51:43,539
- What? What is it?
- Oh!
899
00:51:43,664 --> 00:51:45,041
Antwan. What else?
900
00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:48,002
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,
901
00:51:48,169 --> 00:51:50,254
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.
902
00:51:50,421 --> 00:51:51,756
I think he's lying about Free City 1.
903
00:51:51,839 --> 00:51:52,882
What are you talking about?
904
00:51:52,965 --> 00:51:56,886
Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...
905
00:51:56,969 --> 00:51:59,096
...I mean, there's not even a single
character from Free City 1 on here.
906
00:51:59,263 --> 00:52:00,681
Free City 2 is not an update...
907
00:52:00,848 --> 00:52:02,141
- It's a replacement.
- Exactly.
908
00:52:02,308 --> 00:52:03,935
So when Free City 2 launches
on Monday--
909
00:52:04,101 --> 00:52:07,396
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code,
everything, will be deleted.
910
00:52:07,563 --> 00:52:08,815
He can't do that.
911
00:52:08,981 --> 00:52:12,151
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
912
00:52:15,780 --> 00:52:16,948
We're screwed.
913
00:52:17,657 --> 00:52:19,242
Maybe not.
914
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:21,869
If we can find our original build
in the game,
915
00:52:22,036 --> 00:52:24,705
it'll prove that Antwan used our code
without properly licensing it.
916
00:52:24,872 --> 00:52:27,041
And we just have to find it
before Free City 2 launches.
917
00:52:27,208 --> 00:52:28,459
We have 48 hours.
918
00:52:28,626 --> 00:52:30,044
I've looked, Keys. You know I have.
919
00:52:30,211 --> 00:52:31,337
I know you have.
920
00:52:31,504 --> 00:52:33,881
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,
921
00:52:34,048 --> 00:52:35,550
maybe he can help?
922
00:52:35,716 --> 00:52:37,468
That would mean I'd have to tell him.
923
00:52:38,135 --> 00:52:41,013
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.
924
00:52:42,390 --> 00:52:43,641
His whole world's about to end.
925
00:52:44,392 --> 00:52:46,519
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?
926
00:52:48,813 --> 00:52:50,773
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
927
00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:52,942
- You got it.
- Guy?
928
00:52:53,109 --> 00:52:54,360
Hey! Hi!
929
00:52:54,527 --> 00:52:55,820
Guy, we need to talk.
930
00:52:56,195 --> 00:52:58,573
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?
931
00:52:58,739 --> 00:52:59,740
British.
932
00:52:59,824 --> 00:53:01,784
I think I know an Australian accent
when I see one.
933
00:53:02,577 --> 00:53:04,036
I turned off the accent filter.
934
00:53:05,496 --> 00:53:06,581
This is me.
935
00:53:07,039 --> 00:53:08,040
Good.
936
00:53:08,124 --> 00:53:10,251
Look, I have to tell you something
really important.
937
00:53:10,418 --> 00:53:11,502
Are you married?
938
00:53:11,586 --> 00:53:12,587
No.
939
00:53:12,670 --> 00:53:15,089
Oh, God.
940
00:53:16,132 --> 00:53:18,092
That would have been, like,
the worst thing ever.
941
00:53:18,259 --> 00:53:19,886
Maybe not the worst thing.
942
00:53:20,303 --> 00:53:21,470
Huh.
943
00:53:21,554 --> 00:53:23,180
I have to show you something.
944
00:53:24,390 --> 00:53:25,391
Okay.
945
00:53:30,813 --> 00:53:31,814
Wow!
946
00:53:31,981 --> 00:53:33,941
I always wondered what was in here.
947
00:53:34,108 --> 00:53:36,319
Tune in to the Kill Cam
948
00:53:36,402 --> 00:53:37,862
for more of today's highlights
949
00:53:38,029 --> 00:53:41,657
of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.
950
00:53:42,283 --> 00:53:43,576
Has anyone seen my cat?
951
00:53:43,743 --> 00:53:47,330
Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.
952
00:53:48,539 --> 00:53:51,417
And there's Joe!
He's my friend, I know that guy.
953
00:53:52,293 --> 00:53:54,420
I don't get it. What is this place?
954
00:53:54,587 --> 00:53:58,966
There is no easy way to say this,
but this city is a game.
955
00:53:59,133 --> 00:54:01,385
There's no easy way to say this,
I know it's a game.
956
00:54:01,552 --> 00:54:03,304
- You taught me how to play it.
- Boop-boop.
957
00:54:03,471 --> 00:54:04,764
Yes, you're right, I did.
958
00:54:04,931 --> 00:54:07,975
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.
959
00:54:08,851 --> 00:54:11,479
It's a video game. And that's all it is.
960
00:54:12,188 --> 00:54:15,024
So the entire world is a game?
961
00:54:15,191 --> 00:54:16,192
Yes.
962
00:54:16,359 --> 00:54:18,194
And we're all just players in the game?
963
00:54:18,361 --> 00:54:20,446
Not exactly.
964
00:54:21,614 --> 00:54:22,907
I'm a player.
965
00:54:23,074 --> 00:54:26,285
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.
966
00:54:26,869 --> 00:54:28,412
But you only exist here.
967
00:54:28,579 --> 00:54:31,165
It's why you can never leave Free City.
968
00:54:31,332 --> 00:54:33,084
You're what we call an NPC.
969
00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,418
NPC.
970
00:54:34,585 --> 00:54:37,588
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,
971
00:54:37,672 --> 00:54:38,881
they called me that. What is an NPC?
972
00:54:39,048 --> 00:54:40,049
- Let's take...
- Just watch.
973
00:54:40,132 --> 00:54:41,133
...another look at that leaderboard.
974
00:54:41,217 --> 00:54:42,969
Everybody get down on the ground!
975
00:54:43,094 --> 00:54:44,679
Nobody try to be a hero.
976
00:54:44,762 --> 00:54:46,013
This will all be over soon.
977
00:54:46,180 --> 00:54:47,348
I don't understand.
978
00:54:47,515 --> 00:54:49,934
You're a non-player character.
979
00:54:50,017 --> 00:54:52,395
- Non...
- A background person.
980
00:54:52,561 --> 00:54:55,731
Someone designed to make the game
more fun for real people.
981
00:54:55,898 --> 00:54:58,109
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.
982
00:54:58,192 --> 00:54:59,318
I wanna make sure that
I'm getting this straight.
983
00:54:59,402 --> 00:55:01,445
I just wanna fully understand, here.
984
00:55:01,612 --> 00:55:03,614
So, I'm fake?
985
00:55:04,323 --> 00:55:07,493
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,
986
00:55:07,660 --> 00:55:10,997
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?
987
00:55:11,914 --> 00:55:15,084
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.
988
00:55:15,418 --> 00:55:18,337
You only think that
because it's in your programming.
989
00:55:24,844 --> 00:55:26,846
Guy, I need you to listen to me.
990
00:55:27,013 --> 00:55:29,682
In two days, the game
is gonna shut down. For good.
991
00:55:29,849 --> 00:55:32,351
When the sequel launches,
this whole city,
992
00:55:32,518 --> 00:55:34,854
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,
993
00:55:35,021 --> 00:55:36,439
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.
994
00:55:36,605 --> 00:55:39,358
My whole life, I felt like there had
to be something more.
995
00:55:39,525 --> 00:55:41,235
And then I saw you.
996
00:55:41,819 --> 00:55:44,739
And I knew I was right.
I was right!
997
00:55:45,906 --> 00:55:48,159
And, for a second, I felt amazing.
998
00:55:48,325 --> 00:55:50,077
- I know.
- Except you don't know.
999
00:55:50,244 --> 00:55:52,371
Because we're not the same.
1000
00:55:53,414 --> 00:55:54,749
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.
1001
00:55:54,915 --> 00:55:56,876
We're not the same.
1002
00:55:57,043 --> 00:55:58,461
You're real.
1003
00:55:59,378 --> 00:56:01,005
And I'm what? I'm what?
1004
00:56:04,884 --> 00:56:06,052
You're not.
1005
00:56:09,346 --> 00:56:10,431
You're not.
1006
00:56:11,515 --> 00:56:14,518
Well, I may not be real,
but, for a second there,
1007
00:56:14,977 --> 00:56:16,812
I felt pretty alive.
1008
00:57:18,791 --> 00:57:21,836
It's all a lie!
1009
00:57:27,424 --> 00:57:29,385
Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
1010
00:57:29,552 --> 00:57:31,971
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.
1011
00:57:32,138 --> 00:57:34,140
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
1012
00:57:34,306 --> 00:57:35,307
Until it crushes your soul.
1013
00:57:35,474 --> 00:57:38,853
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...
1014
00:57:39,019 --> 00:57:40,896
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
1015
00:57:41,063 --> 00:57:44,984
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.
1016
00:57:45,151 --> 00:57:47,444
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,
1017
00:57:47,611 --> 00:57:50,739
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.
1018
00:57:50,906 --> 00:57:53,033
They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.
1019
00:57:53,701 --> 00:57:54,702
No thumbs!
1020
00:57:55,494 --> 00:57:58,497
Don't you get it?
Don't any of you get it?
1021
00:57:59,165 --> 00:58:03,460
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!
1022
00:58:03,627 --> 00:58:06,463
That building, that's fake!
This street...
1023
00:58:06,547 --> 00:58:07,840
...it's fake!
1024
00:58:08,007 --> 00:58:09,091
That car--
1025
00:58:15,598 --> 00:58:16,765
Officer Johnny!
1026
00:58:16,932 --> 00:58:18,100
Have a good one, Guy.
1027
00:58:26,567 --> 00:58:28,027
Oh, hey, uh--
1028
00:58:29,612 --> 00:58:30,696
Come in.
1029
00:58:40,831 --> 00:58:42,082
Here you go.
1030
00:58:42,249 --> 00:58:43,250
Thank you.
1031
00:58:44,376 --> 00:58:45,377
Buddy,
1032
00:58:45,544 --> 00:58:50,925
what would you do if you found out
that you weren't real?
1033
00:58:52,384 --> 00:58:53,510
What do you mean?
1034
00:58:54,136 --> 00:58:55,137
Pretend with me.
1035
00:58:55,304 --> 00:58:56,889
Okay, so,
1036
00:58:57,056 --> 00:58:58,724
can I pretend I'm a ghost?
1037
00:59:00,226 --> 00:59:01,227
Sure.
1038
00:59:01,393 --> 00:59:04,688
Oh. Do I look like how I look like now?
Or whenever I die?
1039
00:59:04,855 --> 00:59:05,981
Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?
1040
00:59:06,106 --> 00:59:07,107
- This is kind of funeral...
- Doesn't matter.
1041
00:59:07,191 --> 00:59:09,109
...but even though it's a
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
1042
00:59:09,276 --> 00:59:11,028
Let's move on from the concept, okay?
1043
00:59:11,695 --> 00:59:13,656
Got it.
1044
00:59:13,739 --> 00:59:16,742
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,
1045
00:59:16,909 --> 00:59:18,285
- but I get it.
- Yeah.
1046
00:59:18,452 --> 00:59:22,957
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.
1047
00:59:24,124 --> 00:59:27,169
I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?
1048
00:59:27,836 --> 00:59:29,713
I'm sorry. "So what?"
1049
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:30,881
Yeah. So what?
1050
00:59:30,965 --> 00:59:32,841
But if you're not real,
1051
00:59:32,925 --> 00:59:35,511
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?
1052
00:59:35,678 --> 00:59:38,555
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here
1053
00:59:38,722 --> 00:59:42,101
with my best friend, trying to help him
get through a tough time.
1054
00:59:42,643 --> 00:59:47,064
Right? And even if I'm not real,
this moment is.
1055
00:59:48,482 --> 00:59:52,736
Right here, right now,
this moment is real.
1056
00:59:53,737 --> 00:59:56,699
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?
1057
00:59:57,700 --> 01:00:02,413
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.
1058
01:00:05,165 --> 01:00:07,209
Do you know the other security guards?
1059
01:00:07,626 --> 01:00:09,044
I know 'em all. Why?
1060
01:00:09,878 --> 01:00:11,422
Hey, Buddy...
1061
01:00:11,588 --> 01:00:13,590
let's not have a good day,
1062
01:00:14,842 --> 01:00:16,260
let's have a great day.
1063
01:00:17,970 --> 01:00:19,054
Guy, what are we doin' here?
1064
01:00:19,221 --> 01:00:21,682
We're here to get a video clip
for my friend Millie.
1065
01:00:21,849 --> 01:00:23,183
Does this look intimidating?
1066
01:00:23,767 --> 01:00:25,769
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?
1067
01:00:33,610 --> 01:00:35,362
You have something I want.
1068
01:00:35,904 --> 01:00:37,614
And you're gonna hand it over.
1069
01:00:39,908 --> 01:00:41,035
How'd you get in here?
1070
01:00:41,452 --> 01:00:43,454
Easy. I know your security guard.
1071
01:00:44,079 --> 01:00:45,080
Jimmy?
1072
01:00:45,247 --> 01:00:46,415
His name is Luigi.
1073
01:00:46,582 --> 01:00:48,167
So, if you took some time
to learn his name,
1074
01:00:48,334 --> 01:00:49,960
maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.
1075
01:00:50,127 --> 01:00:53,422
I need a video clip,
and you're gonna give it to me.
1076
01:00:53,922 --> 01:00:55,632
Wait a minute, are you--
1077
01:00:56,592 --> 01:00:57,718
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
1078
01:00:57,885 --> 01:00:58,927
Yeah, maybe.
1079
01:00:59,094 --> 01:01:01,972
Holy shit! You're Guy!
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
1080
01:01:02,181 --> 01:01:03,223
- Yeah.
- I love you.
1081
01:01:03,390 --> 01:01:04,683
- You do?
- I mean,
1082
01:01:04,850 --> 01:01:06,185
I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome.
1083
01:01:06,352 --> 01:01:07,394
You can have anything you want.
1084
01:01:07,561 --> 01:01:08,562
Wait, hold on one second.
1085
01:01:08,729 --> 01:01:10,647
Gamers, listen up,
this is Revenjamin Buttons here.
1086
01:01:10,814 --> 01:01:11,815
I'm here with Guy.
1087
01:01:11,899 --> 01:01:14,401
The Guy, he's in my stash house,
and he's here to rob me.
1088
01:01:14,651 --> 01:01:15,652
Can I get a little--
1089
01:01:15,819 --> 01:01:18,947
- "what-what" for my followers, Guy?
- What?
1090
01:01:19,114 --> 01:01:20,616
Perfect.
All right, so what's happening is...
1091
01:01:20,783 --> 01:01:22,368
Guy's looking for a clip
1092
01:01:22,534 --> 01:01:25,079
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.
1093
01:01:26,997 --> 01:01:28,415
Who are you talking to?
1094
01:01:29,958 --> 01:01:31,335
I'm sorry.
1095
01:01:31,502 --> 01:01:34,588
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.
1096
01:01:34,671 --> 01:01:35,672
Right?
1097
01:01:35,756 --> 01:01:38,258
You're good. Oh, anyway--
1098
01:01:38,425 --> 01:01:41,678
And you, you tried to steal it from me
with that Molotov chick.
1099
01:01:41,845 --> 01:01:42,846
Her name's Millie.
1100
01:01:42,971 --> 01:01:45,182
- Yeah. Wait, who?
- Millie.
1101
01:01:45,349 --> 01:01:46,517
I think it's going really well.
1102
01:01:46,683 --> 01:01:49,978
I know. This is literally the first time
I took my gun out the holster.
1103
01:01:50,145 --> 01:01:51,188
Totally. Right?
1104
01:01:51,897 --> 01:01:54,733
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.
1105
01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:56,110
And I never found it again.
1106
01:01:56,276 --> 01:01:58,070
So I'm the only one that ever saw
what was on the other side.
1107
01:01:58,237 --> 01:01:59,738
But it's all here, check it out.
1108
01:01:59,905 --> 01:02:01,782
It's pretty cool, actually.
It's like a whole other world.
1109
01:02:02,574 --> 01:02:04,785
- This is it? This is the game clip?
- Yeah, that's it.
1110
01:02:04,952 --> 01:02:08,163
Can you do one, single,
just one solid for me?
1111
01:02:08,330 --> 01:02:09,623
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
- Yeah.
1112
01:02:09,706 --> 01:02:10,707
Just say my catchphrase.
1113
01:02:10,791 --> 01:02:12,084
My viewers
will just banana cream sandwich
1114
01:02:12,167 --> 01:02:13,168
all over themselves if you say it.
1115
01:02:13,252 --> 01:02:14,878
I love banana cream sandwiches.
1116
01:02:15,045 --> 01:02:16,046
Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.
1117
01:02:16,171 --> 01:02:17,172
Yeah, this one.
1118
01:02:17,297 --> 01:02:19,425
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say,
"You know what time it is?"
1119
01:02:19,591 --> 01:02:21,718
- You know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?
1120
01:02:21,885 --> 01:02:22,886
You know what time it is?
1121
01:02:23,053 --> 01:02:24,054
You know what time it is?
1122
01:02:24,138 --> 01:02:25,347
You know what time it is?
1123
01:02:25,514 --> 01:02:26,723
You know what time it is?
1124
01:02:26,890 --> 01:02:28,225
You know what time it is?
1125
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,352
It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
1126
01:02:30,727 --> 01:02:31,728
It's crime o'cl--
1127
01:02:31,895 --> 01:02:33,147
No, I can't say that. It's not--
1128
01:02:33,313 --> 01:02:35,274
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.
1129
01:02:35,441 --> 01:02:37,276
- All right, you know what time it is?
- No.
1130
01:02:37,443 --> 01:02:39,319
It's crime o'cl-- Mum!
1131
01:02:39,486 --> 01:02:40,779
Mum! Are you serious with the
1132
01:02:40,946 --> 01:02:42,156
vacuum right now?
1133
01:02:42,322 --> 01:02:44,450
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my
1134
01:02:44,616 --> 01:02:45,909
catchphrase! Everybody's watching!
1135
01:02:46,076 --> 01:02:47,244
- God!
- You're 22,
1136
01:02:47,369 --> 01:02:48,954
living in my house, there is no God!
1137
01:02:49,037 --> 01:02:50,038
Sorry, Guy.
1138
01:02:50,205 --> 01:02:53,250
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.
1139
01:02:53,417 --> 01:02:55,002
No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.
1140
01:02:55,169 --> 01:02:56,879
- I'm sorry, what?
- You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
1141
01:02:57,045 --> 01:02:59,339
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me!
1142
01:02:59,506 --> 01:03:01,675
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
1143
01:03:01,842 --> 01:03:03,844
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.
1144
01:03:04,011 --> 01:03:05,387
What? What'd you say?
1145
01:03:08,182 --> 01:03:09,183
That's deep.
1146
01:03:09,266 --> 01:03:10,350
No, it's not.
1147
01:03:10,517 --> 01:03:11,518
That's like I can taste you, deep.
1148
01:03:11,685 --> 01:03:15,481
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.
1149
01:03:15,564 --> 01:03:16,565
I know what you want.
1150
01:03:16,690 --> 01:03:17,774
I don't want that.
1151
01:03:17,858 --> 01:03:18,859
Yeah, you do.
1152
01:03:18,984 --> 01:03:20,110
That's touching.
1153
01:03:20,277 --> 01:03:21,403
- They're touching.
- Yeah.
1154
01:03:22,029 --> 01:03:23,030
I know what you want.
1155
01:03:23,197 --> 01:03:24,406
Yes, I do.
1156
01:03:24,907 --> 01:03:27,326
You want a little bit
of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
1157
01:03:27,493 --> 01:03:29,077
- No.
- Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
1158
01:03:29,286 --> 01:03:31,079
The way you move,
it's almost dirty.
1159
01:03:31,246 --> 01:03:32,498
What about a little Thanos Glove...
1160
01:03:32,664 --> 01:03:36,251
into a little bit of Thanos Snap?
1161
01:03:36,418 --> 01:03:38,170
- Oh. That looked like it hurt.
- Yeah, a little bit.
1162
01:03:38,337 --> 01:03:39,505
A little Sunday Drive.
1163
01:03:39,671 --> 01:03:41,215
You have a beautiful home.
1164
01:03:41,381 --> 01:03:44,718
- Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
- Bye, Mr. Buttons.
1165
01:03:44,885 --> 01:03:47,262
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.
1166
01:03:47,429 --> 01:03:49,389
Mum! Do not touch that sock!
1167
01:03:49,556 --> 01:03:51,183
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock
1168
01:03:51,350 --> 01:03:53,352
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!
1169
01:03:53,519 --> 01:03:56,730
No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
1170
01:04:01,777 --> 01:04:03,070
Millie, please.
1171
01:04:03,779 --> 01:04:05,948
Please wake up from your standing coma.
1172
01:04:06,114 --> 01:04:08,575
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you
1173
01:04:08,659 --> 01:04:10,661
and you can come and go, but, to me,
1174
01:04:10,827 --> 01:04:13,205
this place, these people,
that's all I have.
1175
01:04:13,372 --> 01:04:15,415
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that
1176
01:04:15,582 --> 01:04:17,960
but you gotta wake up, please.
1177
01:04:18,126 --> 01:04:19,753
Millie, I'm sorry for running away.
1178
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:21,588
Guy?
1179
01:04:22,839 --> 01:04:24,800
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.
1180
01:04:24,883 --> 01:04:26,009
I know, I know.
1181
01:04:26,176 --> 01:04:27,177
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1182
01:04:27,302 --> 01:04:30,264
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.
1183
01:04:30,430 --> 01:04:32,182
We're done with that.
1184
01:04:33,976 --> 01:04:34,977
I got you a present.
1185
01:04:36,311 --> 01:04:37,521
I didn't have time to wrap it.
1186
01:04:38,647 --> 01:04:39,731
What?
1187
01:04:47,614 --> 01:04:51,118
They say over
a billion NPCs are killed every year.
1188
01:04:51,285 --> 01:04:55,914
Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.
1189
01:04:56,081 --> 01:04:59,418
I used to shoot
all the secondary characters
1190
01:04:59,501 --> 01:05:01,003
when I was bored, you know?
1191
01:05:01,169 --> 01:05:04,506
And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.
1192
01:05:04,673 --> 01:05:07,384
Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
1193
01:05:07,551 --> 01:05:09,511
But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'
1194
01:05:09,595 --> 01:05:11,263
about NPCs and how I play the game.
1195
01:05:11,430 --> 01:05:13,932
The game wasn't even made
for someone like this,
1196
01:05:14,016 --> 01:05:15,559
for a player to be a good guy.
1197
01:05:15,642 --> 01:05:16,893
He's also a really cute guy.
1198
01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:19,730
And not just the face, you know,
like, the whole thing.
1199
01:05:19,896 --> 01:05:21,773
And, honestly, it's got me realising,
1200
01:05:21,940 --> 01:05:24,443
maybe we've been thinking
about NPCs wrong this whole time.
1201
01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:26,486
I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?
1202
01:05:26,653 --> 01:05:28,363
Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.
1203
01:05:28,530 --> 01:05:30,907
He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?
1204
01:05:31,074 --> 01:05:32,951
Like, he reminds us of what's possible.
1205
01:05:33,118 --> 01:05:34,453
Also, he's, like, crazy hot.
1206
01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:37,623
Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.
1207
01:05:37,789 --> 01:05:39,041
We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.
1208
01:05:39,207 --> 01:05:40,542
Maybe we just stop the killing.
1209
01:05:40,626 --> 01:05:42,919
He's dead! You hear me?
1210
01:05:43,086 --> 01:05:44,630
The guy, put him up here.
1211
01:05:44,838 --> 01:05:47,090
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.
1212
01:05:47,257 --> 01:05:50,802
Make me see him. There he is.
1213
01:05:50,969 --> 01:05:53,513
Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.
1214
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:54,931
I thought you liked Blue Shirt.
1215
01:05:55,098 --> 01:05:56,892
Don't say words to me!
1216
01:05:57,059 --> 01:05:59,978
People are so busy watching this loser
on Twitch and YouTube.
1217
01:06:00,145 --> 01:06:01,146
You know what they're not doing, guys?
1218
01:06:01,313 --> 01:06:02,606
Buying Free City 2.
1219
01:06:02,773 --> 01:06:04,650
- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.
1220
01:06:04,816 --> 01:06:06,610
60. That's bad.
1221
01:06:06,777 --> 01:06:09,154
Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.
1222
01:06:10,030 --> 01:06:11,031
Yeah, he's gone viral.
1223
01:06:11,156 --> 01:06:14,868
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!
1224
01:06:15,661 --> 01:06:17,913
Inoperable!
1225
01:06:18,330 --> 01:06:19,623
You know,
this whole good guy routine,
1226
01:06:19,790 --> 01:06:22,584
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.
1227
01:06:22,751 --> 01:06:25,087
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.
1228
01:06:25,253 --> 01:06:26,254
You can't.
1229
01:06:27,047 --> 01:06:28,048
Oh, I'm sorry, what?
1230
01:06:28,215 --> 01:06:29,216
You can't.
1231
01:06:29,466 --> 01:06:30,467
Why not?
1232
01:06:30,550 --> 01:06:33,345
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.
1233
01:06:33,512 --> 01:06:35,263
You're tryin' to tell me that
all this shit
1234
01:06:35,347 --> 01:06:37,391
about a self-aware NPC is real?
1235
01:06:37,557 --> 01:06:40,602
Yeah. I don't know how or why,
but he's real.
1236
01:06:41,812 --> 01:06:43,563
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
1237
01:06:46,316 --> 01:06:48,276
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
1238
01:06:48,443 --> 01:06:50,570
What to do? What to do?
Got it.
1239
01:06:52,322 --> 01:06:53,657
And kip-up!
1240
01:06:57,327 --> 01:06:58,745
So we can't kick him out of the game.
1241
01:06:58,912 --> 01:07:01,707
How do we reset his AI?
Ideas, people. Come on.
1242
01:07:01,873 --> 01:07:02,999
Hit me. Ideas.
1243
01:07:03,709 --> 01:07:05,043
You could just reboot the server.
1244
01:07:05,293 --> 01:07:06,294
Keep talking.
1245
01:07:06,378 --> 01:07:07,713
If we reboot the server
1246
01:07:07,879 --> 01:07:10,632
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.
1247
01:07:11,133 --> 01:07:13,176
- Solution.
- Antwan.
1248
01:07:13,343 --> 01:07:14,761
Antwan,
you're talking about terminating
1249
01:07:14,928 --> 01:07:16,596
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent
1250
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:17,723
life-form right now, okay?
1251
01:07:17,889 --> 01:07:19,349
Honey, honey. Shush.
1252
01:07:20,308 --> 01:07:21,518
He's losing me money.
1253
01:07:21,685 --> 01:07:25,105
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader.
1254
01:07:25,272 --> 01:07:26,773
Terminate him. Reboot.
1255
01:07:26,940 --> 01:07:28,525
- On it.
- You can't do that.
1256
01:07:28,692 --> 01:07:29,693
Reboot!
1257
01:07:39,619 --> 01:07:42,456
Order up and drown your bloodlust
1258
01:07:42,622 --> 01:07:45,083
with a tall glass of murderjuice.
1259
01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:47,043
Here's this week's highlights.
1260
01:07:47,377 --> 01:07:49,421
He's very expressive with his body.
1261
01:07:49,504 --> 01:07:50,505
Clearly.
1262
01:07:50,589 --> 01:07:51,798
What is that?
1263
01:07:51,882 --> 01:07:53,258
It's a whole new world over there.
1264
01:07:53,425 --> 01:07:54,634
Some kinda paradise and shit.
1265
01:07:54,926 --> 01:07:56,386
Oh, my God, that's it.
1266
01:07:56,553 --> 01:08:00,891
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.
1267
01:08:01,057 --> 01:08:03,059
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.
1268
01:08:03,226 --> 01:08:04,561
I've seen this place.
1269
01:08:04,728 --> 01:08:06,021
What?
1270
01:08:11,735 --> 01:08:12,736
Yeah.
1271
01:08:12,819 --> 01:08:14,988
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it?
1272
01:08:19,409 --> 01:08:21,286
Millie? Millie?
1273
01:09:06,498 --> 01:09:08,583
We're dark. Free City is offline.
1274
01:09:16,299 --> 01:09:18,343
What is happening?
1275
01:09:23,181 --> 01:09:24,599
Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
1276
01:09:25,141 --> 01:09:27,060
No, no, no.
1277
01:09:45,829 --> 01:09:47,080
It's okay. Come on.
1278
01:09:52,752 --> 01:09:54,254
Come on.
1279
01:09:54,796 --> 01:09:56,840
Come on, come on, come on.
1280
01:10:02,679 --> 01:10:03,972
Good morning, Goldie.
1281
01:10:08,768 --> 01:10:11,271
Front of warm, dry gunfire...
1282
01:10:11,438 --> 01:10:12,981
mixed with late afternoon stabbings...
1283
01:10:13,148 --> 01:10:15,025
could leave you in the streets wet
with the blood of innocents
1284
01:10:15,191 --> 01:10:17,152
by early Tuesday night.
1285
01:10:17,319 --> 01:10:19,905
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?
1286
01:10:20,071 --> 01:10:21,698
Nobody knows.
1287
01:10:21,781 --> 01:10:23,366
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1288
01:10:23,533 --> 01:10:24,659
Guy, can we talk?
1289
01:10:24,826 --> 01:10:25,911
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?
1290
01:10:25,994 --> 01:10:26,995
I don't know. Keep walking.
1291
01:10:27,078 --> 01:10:28,413
Come on, Guy! You know me.
1292
01:10:28,580 --> 01:10:29,581
You know this.
1293
01:10:30,624 --> 01:10:32,334
You said this clip showed a place
you'd seen before.
1294
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:33,501
I need to know where.
1295
01:10:34,419 --> 01:10:36,087
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.
1296
01:10:36,254 --> 01:10:39,007
Please try to remember.
This is really important.
1297
01:10:39,799 --> 01:10:43,011
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?
1298
01:10:43,178 --> 01:10:44,387
Oh, my Guy loves swings.
1299
01:10:44,554 --> 01:10:46,640
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.
1300
01:10:46,806 --> 01:10:47,807
- Have you been?
- Yes.
1301
01:10:47,974 --> 01:10:49,309
We had bubble gum ice cream.
1302
01:10:49,476 --> 01:10:52,187
OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!
1303
01:10:52,354 --> 01:10:53,772
He loves the bubble gum ice cream.
1304
01:10:53,939 --> 01:10:55,899
Yes, I know.
We had it together, remember?
1305
01:10:57,150 --> 01:10:59,486
Please, Guy, you're all I've got.
1306
01:11:03,698 --> 01:11:06,409
I'm sorry, lady.
I think you have the wrong guy.
1307
01:11:07,410 --> 01:11:09,871
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1308
01:11:23,885 --> 01:11:24,928
Hello?
1309
01:11:25,095 --> 01:11:26,096
I might've found something.
1310
01:11:26,179 --> 01:11:29,432
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there,
1311
01:11:29,599 --> 01:11:31,643
even now, after the wipe.
1312
01:11:31,726 --> 01:11:32,727
What's the point?
1313
01:11:32,811 --> 01:11:35,522
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion
miracle. We can't replicate that.
1314
01:11:35,689 --> 01:11:37,357
I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.
1315
01:11:37,524 --> 01:11:40,110
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?
1316
01:11:40,276 --> 01:11:43,154
A reboot,
it doesn't erase his AI coding.
1317
01:11:43,321 --> 01:11:45,490
You literally would have to destroy
the servers to do that.
1318
01:11:45,657 --> 01:11:48,034
His AI is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.
1319
01:11:48,201 --> 01:11:50,203
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.
1320
01:11:50,370 --> 01:11:52,539
Just look at the trace log I sent you.
1321
01:11:52,706 --> 01:11:54,290
It'll explain everything.
1322
01:12:08,096 --> 01:12:09,472
Now, from the beginning...
1323
01:12:09,639 --> 01:12:12,434
Guy's behaviour is much more complex
than it should be,
1324
01:12:12,517 --> 01:12:14,227
thanks to our code.
1325
01:12:14,561 --> 01:12:15,770
But he's still stuck in Free City.
1326
01:12:15,854 --> 01:12:18,231
He's still stuck in this life,
this loop.
1327
01:12:18,314 --> 01:12:22,027
And, then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?
1328
01:12:22,193 --> 01:12:23,987
And then I remembered.
1329
01:12:24,154 --> 01:12:27,782
One of the characters from Life Itself
was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
1330
01:12:27,949 --> 01:12:31,953
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.
1331
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,372
It was essentially the building blocks
of the character.
1332
01:12:34,539 --> 01:12:38,543
But he never stopped hoping that
he would meet "the girl of his dreams".
1333
01:12:38,710 --> 01:12:40,253
So I had to base this girl
off of someone,
1334
01:12:40,420 --> 01:12:44,049
and who better than the person
that I was sitting next to every day?
1335
01:12:44,215 --> 01:12:45,216
You.
1336
01:12:45,383 --> 01:12:46,885
But then, one day,
1337
01:12:47,052 --> 01:12:49,512
he meets you in Free City,
and once he sees you
1338
01:12:49,679 --> 01:12:51,097
he can never be the same.
1339
01:12:51,264 --> 01:12:55,018
He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive
1340
01:12:55,185 --> 01:12:57,812
until, eventually, he is alive.
1341
01:12:59,105 --> 01:13:01,232
You changed him, Millie.
1342
01:13:01,399 --> 01:13:05,695
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.
1343
01:13:05,862 --> 01:13:08,073
You brought him to life, Millie.
1344
01:13:09,199 --> 01:13:11,242
You brought him to life.
1345
01:13:11,409 --> 01:13:13,745
And he was alive because
he met the one pers--
1346
01:13:15,455 --> 01:13:16,664
Don't have a good day...
1347
01:13:17,707 --> 01:13:18,833
have a great day.
1348
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,126
Thank you.
1349
01:13:20,585 --> 01:13:21,669
Take care.
1350
01:13:22,253 --> 01:13:23,254
Everybody down on the ground!
1351
01:13:23,838 --> 01:13:26,132
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
1352
01:13:26,299 --> 01:13:27,300
Okay.
1353
01:13:27,425 --> 01:13:28,968
Everybody except you.
1354
01:13:32,597 --> 01:13:34,224
Door, door, door. I got it.
1355
01:13:34,390 --> 01:13:35,642
Please, I have a goldfish.
1356
01:13:35,809 --> 01:13:36,935
Look, I don't have long.
1357
01:13:37,102 --> 01:13:39,229
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.
1358
01:13:39,395 --> 01:13:41,189
Badges? Is that like
a Girl Scout thing? What is that?
1359
01:13:41,272 --> 01:13:42,273
There is something
inside you, Guy.
1360
01:13:42,357 --> 01:13:43,358
What? I don't want
anything inside of me.
1361
01:13:43,441 --> 01:13:44,442
They stuck you
in that bank and
1362
01:13:44,526 --> 01:13:45,568
expected you
to just follow the rules...
1363
01:13:45,652 --> 01:13:47,403
- I love the bank.
- ...and do the same thing every day.
1364
01:13:47,570 --> 01:13:49,656
- You are so much more than that.
- I don't wanna be more than that.
1365
01:13:49,823 --> 01:13:51,491
No, and I need you to remember it.
1366
01:13:51,658 --> 01:13:53,660
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?
1367
01:13:53,743 --> 01:13:54,744
Put these on.
1368
01:13:54,828 --> 01:13:56,371
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.
1369
01:13:56,538 --> 01:13:58,623
True. The choice is totally yours.
1370
01:13:58,790 --> 01:14:00,500
Okay. Okay. Fine.
1371
01:14:05,255 --> 01:14:07,298
What is that?
1372
01:14:07,465 --> 01:14:09,175
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?
1373
01:14:09,259 --> 01:14:10,260
Listen carefully.
1374
01:14:10,385 --> 01:14:13,221
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,
1375
01:14:13,304 --> 01:14:15,515
it's all gonna disappear for good.
1376
01:14:15,682 --> 01:14:17,142
Can you please just let me go?
1377
01:14:17,308 --> 01:14:18,726
I mean, I haven't really even
seen your face.
1378
01:14:18,893 --> 01:14:20,186
I mean, I've seen the general area,
1379
01:14:20,270 --> 01:14:21,855
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.
1380
01:14:22,021 --> 01:14:23,398
Not really good with words in general.
1381
01:14:24,566 --> 01:14:26,109
- Screw it.
- What? Oh!
1382
01:15:04,147 --> 01:15:05,273
I remember.
1383
01:15:06,357 --> 01:15:07,734
Welcome back.
1384
01:15:08,359 --> 01:15:11,321
No. I remember everything.
1385
01:15:12,113 --> 01:15:13,114
Come with me.
1386
01:15:13,990 --> 01:15:17,035
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.
1387
01:15:20,413 --> 01:15:21,915
Do you see that?
1388
01:15:22,081 --> 01:15:23,541
Right there.
1389
01:15:24,167 --> 01:15:25,585
Oh, my God.
1390
01:15:27,045 --> 01:15:28,504
Oh, my God!
1391
01:15:28,796 --> 01:15:32,217
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...
1392
01:15:32,383 --> 01:15:34,552
but he forgot to scrub the reflections.
1393
01:15:35,637 --> 01:15:37,347
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.
1394
01:15:38,473 --> 01:15:40,141
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.
1395
01:15:40,308 --> 01:15:43,019
You can't go past the water line.
I tried.
1396
01:15:43,186 --> 01:15:44,229
We need help.
1397
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,523
Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight
1398
01:15:47,607 --> 01:15:49,609
in the one place no one can even get to.
1399
01:15:49,776 --> 01:15:50,777
I can't even believe
1400
01:15:50,860 --> 01:15:51,861
he's smart enough to be this diabolical.
1401
01:15:51,945 --> 01:15:53,446
Keys, I need you to focus.
1402
01:15:53,613 --> 01:15:57,116
Okay. So, the reflection shows the build
past the southern horizon.
1403
01:15:57,283 --> 01:15:59,369
But the game physics
won't allow you past the beach.
1404
01:15:59,535 --> 01:16:02,121
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?
1405
01:16:02,205 --> 01:16:03,206
We're gonna need a bridge.
1406
01:16:03,498 --> 01:16:05,541
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.
1407
01:16:05,708 --> 01:16:06,918
And, Millie,
1408
01:16:07,418 --> 01:16:08,670
be careful.
1409
01:16:08,836 --> 01:16:10,755
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.
1410
01:16:10,922 --> 01:16:13,466
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.
1411
01:16:13,633 --> 01:16:14,634
You're right.
1412
01:16:14,801 --> 01:16:18,054
Um, hi, Millie,
and other person I can't see,
1413
01:16:18,221 --> 01:16:19,514
w-- I have an idea.
1414
01:16:19,681 --> 01:16:21,432
What if he has nothing to throw?
1415
01:16:23,309 --> 01:16:26,145
Everyone! Gather round!
1416
01:16:27,563 --> 01:16:28,982
Thank you for coming.
1417
01:16:29,816 --> 01:16:31,025
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
1418
01:16:31,192 --> 01:16:32,694
NPCs: Hi, Guy.
1419
01:16:33,361 --> 01:16:34,362
Hi.
1420
01:16:35,238 --> 01:16:37,991
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.
1421
01:16:38,908 --> 01:16:40,285
Really hard to understand.
1422
01:16:42,161 --> 01:16:45,248
But, are you sick
of living in the background?
1423
01:16:46,582 --> 01:16:48,334
Aren't you sick of being shot at?
1424
01:16:48,418 --> 01:16:49,419
Enough.
1425
01:16:49,502 --> 01:16:51,129
- Taken hostage?
- No more.
1426
01:16:51,212 --> 01:16:52,505
- Run over?
- We done with that.
1427
01:16:52,672 --> 01:16:54,757
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?
1428
01:16:54,924 --> 01:16:56,301
We are tired of being stabbed!
1429
01:16:56,467 --> 01:16:57,635
- Buddy!
- Sorry.
1430
01:16:57,802 --> 01:16:59,429
What are you trying to say, Guy?
1431
01:16:59,595 --> 01:17:02,557
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.
1432
01:17:02,724 --> 01:17:03,766
Things can be different.
1433
01:17:03,933 --> 01:17:04,976
Different how?
1434
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:07,562
For starters,
you can put your arms down.
1435
01:17:07,645 --> 01:17:08,646
Yeah.
1436
01:17:10,690 --> 01:17:13,401
There you go. You got it. Yeah.
1437
01:17:13,568 --> 01:17:15,069
Keep pushing. There you go.
1438
01:17:15,361 --> 01:17:17,113
- Breathe through it. There you go.
- Do it. Do it. Do it.
1439
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:18,656
- No, not gonna happen.
- Nope.
1440
01:17:18,823 --> 01:17:19,907
That feels unnatural.
1441
01:17:20,074 --> 01:17:22,243
I mean, what about when someone
runs in with a gun?
1442
01:17:22,660 --> 01:17:24,746
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.
1443
01:17:24,912 --> 01:17:29,625
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?
1444
01:17:29,792 --> 01:17:30,835
- What?
- What?
1445
01:17:31,419 --> 01:17:32,587
There's always a guy with a gun.
1446
01:17:32,754 --> 01:17:34,297
So many guys with guns.
1447
01:17:34,881 --> 01:17:38,134
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?
1448
01:17:39,510 --> 01:17:41,220
What if we can change it?
1449
01:17:41,387 --> 01:17:46,267
Millie! How many times a day
are the banks robbed in your world?
1450
01:17:46,434 --> 01:17:47,852
Hardly ever, Guy.
1451
01:17:47,977 --> 01:17:49,812
What about corpses, Millie?
1452
01:17:49,979 --> 01:17:50,980
- What?
- You see a lot of those?
1453
01:17:51,147 --> 01:17:52,482
How many an hour?
1454
01:17:52,648 --> 01:17:54,067
None per hour, Guy.
1455
01:17:54,233 --> 01:17:55,568
What about gun violence?
1456
01:17:56,069 --> 01:17:57,779
See a lot of gun violence in your world?
1457
01:17:57,945 --> 01:18:01,115
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy.
It's a massive problem.
1458
01:18:03,034 --> 01:18:04,035
I didn't see that coming.
1459
01:18:04,202 --> 01:18:05,453
It's true. It really sucks.
1460
01:18:06,662 --> 01:18:10,875
The point is, we don't have
to be spectators to our own lives.
1461
01:18:11,793 --> 01:18:13,419
We can be whatever we want.
1462
01:18:13,586 --> 01:18:15,088
We can't all be you, Guy.
1463
01:18:15,296 --> 01:18:16,547
That's not true.
1464
01:18:17,924 --> 01:18:21,052
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.
1465
01:18:21,135 --> 01:18:22,136
NPCs: What?
1466
01:18:22,220 --> 01:18:25,181
It's inside of each and every
one of you. You're growing.
1467
01:18:25,348 --> 01:18:28,476
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...
1468
01:18:28,643 --> 01:18:29,644
A cappuccino.
1469
01:18:29,727 --> 01:18:31,396
...a goddamn difference in the world.
1470
01:18:31,562 --> 01:18:32,730
Much, much better.
1471
01:18:32,897 --> 01:18:33,898
And a green tea boba.
1472
01:18:34,023 --> 01:18:35,608
- Holy shit!
- That's right!
1473
01:18:35,775 --> 01:18:37,193
You go, girl.
1474
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:38,444
Oh, my God, you're amazing!
1475
01:18:38,611 --> 01:18:40,238
If I could just make it out
past that water,
1476
01:18:40,405 --> 01:18:42,407
there's a world out there
where we can be free.
1477
01:18:42,573 --> 01:18:44,575
Where we get to decide who we wanna be.
1478
01:18:44,742 --> 01:18:47,036
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.
1479
01:18:47,203 --> 01:18:48,955
We have to fight together.
1480
01:18:49,122 --> 01:18:50,415
NPCs: Yeah!
1481
01:18:51,290 --> 01:18:53,584
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.
1482
01:18:53,751 --> 01:18:55,253
But that shit ends today.
1483
01:18:55,378 --> 01:18:56,379
Yeah!
1484
01:18:56,921 --> 01:18:58,631
I don't even know
what's happening right now!
1485
01:18:58,714 --> 01:18:59,715
But I love it!
1486
01:19:01,300 --> 01:19:02,635
I love it!
1487
01:19:03,845 --> 01:19:04,846
I love it!
1488
01:19:05,012 --> 01:19:06,931
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!
1489
01:19:07,098 --> 01:19:09,976
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!
1490
01:19:16,190 --> 01:19:17,900
Everybody get down on the ground!
1491
01:19:22,989 --> 01:19:24,031
Hello?
1492
01:19:25,616 --> 01:19:27,535
Where the hell is everybody?
1493
01:19:28,369 --> 01:19:30,037
Hello?
1494
01:19:40,506 --> 01:19:42,383
Where are all the NPCs?
1495
01:19:51,184 --> 01:19:53,853
Look, I've been playing
Free City for, like, three years now.
1496
01:19:54,020 --> 01:19:55,438
I've never seen anything like this.
1497
01:19:55,605 --> 01:19:56,939
Up until recently,
1498
01:19:57,023 --> 01:19:59,817
I don't even know if I'd have noticed
a few NPCs going missing.
1499
01:19:59,901 --> 01:20:02,862
And I don't know if this is just
some whack Reddit theory
1500
01:20:03,029 --> 01:20:06,657
but some people are saying
that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
1501
01:20:06,824 --> 01:20:09,535
- That he's actual AI.
- AI?
1502
01:20:09,702 --> 01:20:13,164
Actual AI. You know, alive.
1503
01:20:13,331 --> 01:20:15,583
It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.
1504
01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:18,628
Antwan, if you're watching this,
please fix the game.
1505
01:20:18,794 --> 01:20:21,088
- Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.
- Oh, my God. My God!
1506
01:20:21,255 --> 01:20:22,590
Antwan, you should see this.
1507
01:20:24,967 --> 01:20:26,636
And you,
you tried to steal it from me
1508
01:20:26,719 --> 01:20:28,221
with that Molotov chick.
1509
01:20:28,304 --> 01:20:29,305
- Her name's Millie.
- Who?
1510
01:20:29,388 --> 01:20:30,389
Millie.
1511
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:33,601
Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!
1512
01:20:33,768 --> 01:20:36,312
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.
1513
01:20:36,479 --> 01:20:38,022
That's it. Come on, quicker.
1514
01:20:38,189 --> 01:20:39,649
Yes, there he is.
1515
01:20:39,815 --> 01:20:43,402
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.
1516
01:20:44,237 --> 01:20:46,405
AKA Millie Rusk.
1517
01:20:47,031 --> 01:20:48,616
Millie Rusk?
Isn't that Keys' old partner?
1518
01:20:48,699 --> 01:20:49,700
Yeah.
1519
01:20:49,784 --> 01:20:51,994
Also the one who's trying to hit me
with this bogus lawsuit
1520
01:20:52,161 --> 01:20:54,455
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
1521
01:20:54,622 --> 01:20:56,082
Boot Molotovgirl now.
1522
01:20:56,249 --> 01:21:00,253
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can,
but her account's spoofed.
1523
01:21:00,419 --> 01:21:01,420
This woman is exceptional.
1524
01:21:01,587 --> 01:21:03,005
Then kill her in the game.
1525
01:21:03,172 --> 01:21:05,883
"What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.
1526
01:21:06,050 --> 01:21:09,387
Throw everything at them, all right?
Five badges, G.
1527
01:21:09,554 --> 01:21:11,055
Yeah, just one problem.
1528
01:21:11,389 --> 01:21:12,640
We don't have anything.
1529
01:21:12,807 --> 01:21:13,891
Whatchu talking about, Willis?
1530
01:21:14,058 --> 01:21:15,560
We don't have any defences.
1531
01:21:15,726 --> 01:21:19,063
We don't have police, military,
no nothing.
1532
01:21:19,230 --> 01:21:20,773
It's what I've been trying to tell you.
1533
01:21:20,940 --> 01:21:24,443
It's like every NPC went on strike.
1534
01:21:26,237 --> 01:21:28,573
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,
1535
01:21:28,656 --> 01:21:30,157
matcha latte with cinnamon!
1536
01:21:30,324 --> 01:21:31,576
- That's me.
- Hey.
1537
01:21:31,742 --> 01:21:33,035
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1538
01:21:33,327 --> 01:21:34,328
Cheers.
1539
01:21:37,081 --> 01:21:38,749
Go get 'em, Guy!
1540
01:21:40,459 --> 01:21:42,545
It's like a digital walkout.
1541
01:21:43,045 --> 01:21:44,797
No, it's not.
1542
01:21:44,964 --> 01:21:46,882
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.
1543
01:21:47,049 --> 01:21:49,093
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.
1544
01:21:49,260 --> 01:21:51,178
Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
1545
01:21:51,345 --> 01:21:53,681
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.
1546
01:21:53,848 --> 01:21:55,141
They'll freak out.
1547
01:21:57,393 --> 01:21:59,729
I don't care.
1548
01:21:59,895 --> 01:22:04,275
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?
1549
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:05,484
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing
1550
01:22:05,568 --> 01:22:06,569
'cause you think we're friends now
1551
01:22:06,777 --> 01:22:08,070
and we're in some sort of gang together?
1552
01:22:08,237 --> 01:22:10,197
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.
1553
01:22:10,323 --> 01:22:11,324
Cool, we're a team.
1554
01:22:11,407 --> 01:22:12,408
We should come up
1555
01:22:12,491 --> 01:22:13,534
- with a catchphrase, okay?
- All right.
1556
01:22:13,659 --> 01:22:15,286
- On three. One, two, three--
- One, two, three--
1557
01:22:15,453 --> 01:22:17,330
Get back to work!
1558
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,665
Someone find me Keys!
1559
01:22:24,128 --> 01:22:26,714
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!
1560
01:22:31,552 --> 01:22:33,638
Okay, that's not good.
1561
01:22:35,181 --> 01:22:37,058
He knows where we're going.
1562
01:22:43,022 --> 01:22:44,982
All right, I got him. I got him.
Don't worry.
1563
01:22:45,149 --> 01:22:46,817
Want some four wheels to the face?
1564
01:22:46,984 --> 01:22:48,152
Take that. Boom!
1565
01:22:51,906 --> 01:22:54,492
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.
1566
01:22:56,118 --> 01:22:57,119
Whoa!
1567
01:23:05,294 --> 01:23:06,754
Here we go. Y'all watching this?
1568
01:23:06,921 --> 01:23:08,214
I'm about to end this fool.
1569
01:23:10,424 --> 01:23:12,760
Come on, come on, come on.
1570
01:23:12,927 --> 01:23:14,762
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.
1571
01:23:26,190 --> 01:23:30,319
God! Okay, who did that?
Who is doing that?
1572
01:23:30,486 --> 01:23:34,156
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!
1573
01:23:38,661 --> 01:23:39,662
Come on!
1574
01:23:43,791 --> 01:23:44,917
Go, go, go!
1575
01:24:00,683 --> 01:24:02,893
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.
1576
01:24:03,018 --> 01:24:04,103
Oh, sounds like
you've done everything possible.
1577
01:24:04,186 --> 01:24:05,187
Time to give up? You wanna give up?
1578
01:24:05,271 --> 01:24:06,272
No, I'm sensing you want me
to keep looking.
1579
01:24:06,355 --> 01:24:07,356
- Go.
- I'll be back.
1580
01:24:07,523 --> 01:24:09,734
I have no idea
where these fools are running to.
1581
01:24:10,735 --> 01:24:14,321
I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.
1582
01:24:14,488 --> 01:24:16,574
Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.
1583
01:24:16,741 --> 01:24:19,326
Game physics won't even let you
get past the shoreline.
1584
01:24:21,078 --> 01:24:23,080
Unless there is something out there.
1585
01:24:24,373 --> 01:24:26,083
Antwan, is there something there?
1586
01:24:27,585 --> 01:24:29,503
Screw it. Art nerds.
1587
01:24:29,670 --> 01:24:31,046
Time for Dude.
1588
01:24:31,130 --> 01:24:32,173
We're still working on him.
1589
01:24:32,339 --> 01:24:34,467
I worked on him myself. He's perfect.
1590
01:24:34,633 --> 01:24:36,051
Drop in Dude now.
1591
01:24:37,011 --> 01:24:38,596
Just do it.
He's got, like, half a brain,
1592
01:24:38,763 --> 01:24:41,974
he's barely written,
but, sure, start the upload.
1593
01:24:49,648 --> 01:24:50,733
What are we supposed to do now?
1594
01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:52,693
Now Keys finds us a bridge.
1595
01:24:54,195 --> 01:24:57,031
Come to collect those knives
you stabbed in my back, bro?
1596
01:24:58,908 --> 01:25:00,618
You've been helping Millie Rusk
this whole time.
1597
01:25:00,785 --> 01:25:02,119
She's looking for your build.
1598
01:25:02,286 --> 01:25:03,662
What build, Antwan?
1599
01:25:04,288 --> 01:25:05,831
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?
1600
01:25:05,998 --> 01:25:07,208
And if you didn't use our code
1601
01:25:07,374 --> 01:25:09,919
then how can our original build
be in the game, right?
1602
01:25:10,628 --> 01:25:12,505
Or am I missing something?
1603
01:25:14,381 --> 01:25:15,382
Leave us.
1604
01:25:18,969 --> 01:25:22,431
Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.
1605
01:25:22,598 --> 01:25:25,351
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.
1606
01:25:25,518 --> 01:25:26,769
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.
1607
01:25:26,852 --> 01:25:27,853
Yeah, I do know.
1608
01:25:28,020 --> 01:25:31,023
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.
1609
01:25:31,190 --> 01:25:34,819
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?
1610
01:25:34,985 --> 01:25:37,404
What matters more than numbers?
Money?
1611
01:25:37,571 --> 01:25:40,241
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.
1612
01:25:40,407 --> 01:25:41,742
Nothing matters more than numbers!
1613
01:25:41,909 --> 01:25:43,285
You should be thanking me!
1614
01:25:43,452 --> 01:25:44,453
I should be thanking you?
1615
01:25:44,537 --> 01:25:46,872
What about the profits
that you got from our work?
1616
01:25:47,039 --> 01:25:49,083
You chose your side, little Padawan.
1617
01:25:49,250 --> 01:25:52,795
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.
1618
01:25:52,878 --> 01:25:53,879
You get me, bro?
1619
01:25:54,964 --> 01:25:58,050
Yeah, I get you. Bro.
1620
01:25:58,175 --> 01:26:00,594
Which leads me to this.
1621
01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:17,111
Thanks, Keys.
1622
01:26:21,782 --> 01:26:23,409
What the hell was that?
1623
01:26:24,034 --> 01:26:26,412
Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.
1624
01:26:29,707 --> 01:26:32,418
Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.
1625
01:26:32,585 --> 01:26:34,670
You're obviously fired, you know that.
1626
01:26:34,837 --> 01:26:37,882
And, you, what is she still doing
in the game, man?
1627
01:26:37,965 --> 01:26:38,966
Boot everyone.
1628
01:26:39,133 --> 01:26:41,218
Hold up.
You want me to boot all the players?
1629
01:26:41,385 --> 01:26:43,137
Boot them out of the game, now!
1630
01:26:43,304 --> 01:26:44,680
Cancel every player account!
1631
01:26:45,014 --> 01:26:46,724
And where the hell is Dude?
1632
01:26:46,891 --> 01:26:49,602
Security! Kick this punk out.
1633
01:26:55,524 --> 01:26:56,525
Guy!
1634
01:26:56,692 --> 01:26:58,485
- Millie!
- They're taking me out.
1635
01:26:58,569 --> 01:26:59,570
What's happening?
1636
01:26:59,653 --> 01:27:00,696
It's on you now.
Everybody's watching.
1637
01:27:00,863 --> 01:27:02,031
You gotta keep going.
1638
01:27:02,197 --> 01:27:04,450
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?
1639
01:27:04,617 --> 01:27:06,285
You will if you make it
across that bridge.
1640
01:27:06,452 --> 01:27:08,412
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.
1641
01:27:08,579 --> 01:27:10,497
You do that, Antwan is done.
1642
01:27:10,956 --> 01:27:11,957
I'll make it.
1643
01:27:16,003 --> 01:27:17,087
I'll make it.
1644
01:27:18,255 --> 01:27:19,256
What the hell?
1645
01:27:21,550 --> 01:27:22,968
What's going on?
1646
01:28:02,341 --> 01:28:06,220
All right, let's all remember
this moment, before we were fired.
1647
01:28:07,179 --> 01:28:08,347
Oh!
1648
01:28:08,430 --> 01:28:09,682
Wow.
1649
01:28:14,770 --> 01:28:15,938
Catchphrase.
1650
01:28:16,021 --> 01:28:17,022
Catchphrase?
1651
01:28:17,856 --> 01:28:19,316
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.
1652
01:28:19,483 --> 01:28:23,070
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.
1653
01:28:27,282 --> 01:28:28,492
Whoa.
1654
01:28:29,785 --> 01:28:32,746
Get up, Guy. Get up.
1655
01:28:45,384 --> 01:28:47,219
Oh, no, no, no.
1656
01:28:51,598 --> 01:28:54,685
Guy, I came to save you.
1657
01:28:56,812 --> 01:28:58,897
- Who is this?
- I don't know.
1658
01:28:59,064 --> 01:29:00,274
He's glorious.
1659
01:29:02,026 --> 01:29:03,277
I mean, he's just like you...
1660
01:29:03,444 --> 01:29:04,862
but way better.
1661
01:29:06,655 --> 01:29:08,907
Way, way better.
1662
01:29:09,074 --> 01:29:10,743
- Thank you.
- No, that's not a compliment.
1663
01:29:10,951 --> 01:29:12,202
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.
1664
01:29:12,369 --> 01:29:13,662
What do you mean
you don't think I should touch him?
1665
01:29:13,829 --> 01:29:15,164
You don't mind this, do you?
1666
01:29:15,330 --> 01:29:16,999
'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
1667
01:29:21,128 --> 01:29:23,297
Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you.
1668
01:29:23,464 --> 01:29:24,465
He punches so hard.
1669
01:29:24,590 --> 01:29:25,591
But yet his hands are so soft.
1670
01:29:25,758 --> 01:29:27,134
- Be strong.
- Okay, bye.
1671
01:29:27,301 --> 01:29:29,261
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
1672
01:29:29,386 --> 01:29:30,888
Whee!
1673
01:29:30,971 --> 01:29:32,389
Ha-ha!
1674
01:29:35,517 --> 01:29:36,685
Oh...
1675
01:29:40,355 --> 01:29:42,691
No, no, no! No!
1676
01:29:42,858 --> 01:29:45,402
Get up, Guy, get up!
1677
01:29:46,236 --> 01:29:47,613
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
1678
01:29:47,738 --> 01:29:48,739
I don't know what that means.
1679
01:29:51,492 --> 01:29:52,826
Come on, man. Get up!
1680
01:29:52,993 --> 01:29:53,994
Get up.
1681
01:29:55,329 --> 01:29:57,956
There are three things I love in life.
1682
01:29:58,123 --> 01:30:02,586
Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.
1683
01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:08,801
Oof! Oh, shit!
1684
01:30:10,677 --> 01:30:12,221
Activate death blow.
1685
01:30:12,304 --> 01:30:13,305
Bye, Guy.
1686
01:30:18,102 --> 01:30:19,978
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
1687
01:30:22,147 --> 01:30:23,148
Get up!
1688
01:30:23,232 --> 01:30:25,692
Mum, he's coming in with a death blow!
1689
01:30:28,779 --> 01:30:29,780
Get up, Guy.
1690
01:30:35,828 --> 01:30:36,912
Oh.
1691
01:30:38,914 --> 01:30:40,707
What the shit?
1692
01:30:48,257 --> 01:30:49,508
That was dope.
1693
01:31:05,816 --> 01:31:07,359
- Hold on. Is that--
- That's a--
1694
01:31:07,484 --> 01:31:10,571
Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.
1695
01:31:10,779 --> 01:31:11,864
Mm-hmm.
1696
01:31:17,035 --> 01:31:18,954
- Is that a lightsabre?
- It is.
1697
01:31:54,823 --> 01:31:55,824
Oh!
1698
01:32:02,331 --> 01:32:03,457
Guy!
1699
01:32:05,334 --> 01:32:06,835
Yes!
1700
01:32:07,002 --> 01:32:09,504
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.
1701
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:31,401
There you go.
1702
01:32:32,319 --> 01:32:34,112
Do you see them all now? Yeah?
1703
01:32:34,196 --> 01:32:35,572
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah?
1704
01:32:35,656 --> 01:32:38,492
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
1705
01:32:39,910 --> 01:32:41,453
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
1706
01:32:41,620 --> 01:32:43,455
Just lots of little snacks.
1707
01:32:47,084 --> 01:32:50,212
Yeah, not a dancer. No.
1708
01:32:50,754 --> 01:32:52,506
Run free, better me.
1709
01:32:53,799 --> 01:32:54,967
Let's go.
1710
01:32:55,133 --> 01:32:56,593
Where are we going?
1711
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:58,470
We can't let them
get across that bridge.
1712
01:32:58,804 --> 01:33:00,264
You wanna finish this out with me?
1713
01:33:00,764 --> 01:33:03,725
Look, I don't even know what's going on,
but, hell yes, I'm with you.
1714
01:33:03,809 --> 01:33:05,435
Ha-ha!
1715
01:33:05,519 --> 01:33:07,229
Let's go!
1716
01:33:32,337 --> 01:33:33,588
Antwan, come on, man.
1717
01:33:33,755 --> 01:33:36,091
What are we doing here?
1718
01:33:37,259 --> 01:33:38,760
Where are the servers to Free City 1?
1719
01:33:38,927 --> 01:33:41,680
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?
1720
01:33:42,139 --> 01:33:45,392
If they get past that horizon
to the build, I lose everything!
1721
01:33:45,809 --> 01:33:47,185
Wait, so you did steal their code.
1722
01:33:47,352 --> 01:33:49,646
Welcome to the conversation, genius.
1723
01:33:49,813 --> 01:33:50,939
Now, where are those servers?
1724
01:33:51,106 --> 01:33:52,983
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
1725
01:33:53,150 --> 01:33:54,318
All these? This one? Right, this one?
1726
01:33:54,484 --> 01:33:55,694
Yeah. How did you--
1727
01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:03,201
Run.
1728
01:34:07,998 --> 01:34:08,999
Antwan!
1729
01:34:19,384 --> 01:34:20,385
Stop!
1730
01:34:23,430 --> 01:34:24,681
Officer Johnny!
1731
01:34:24,848 --> 01:34:26,099
- Come on!
- Come on!
1732
01:34:29,436 --> 01:34:31,938
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?
1733
01:34:32,064 --> 01:34:33,065
I'm not gonna tell you.
1734
01:34:33,190 --> 01:34:34,191
You're just gonna destroy it.
1735
01:34:34,316 --> 01:34:35,567
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
1736
01:34:35,734 --> 01:34:38,987
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.
1737
01:34:39,154 --> 01:34:40,655
You didn't do shit.
1738
01:34:40,822 --> 01:34:43,742
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.
1739
01:34:44,242 --> 01:34:45,243
Security!
1740
01:34:45,327 --> 01:34:48,789
Please escort this former employee
off the premises.
1741
01:34:48,955 --> 01:34:50,957
He can call you by your real name.
1742
01:35:10,268 --> 01:35:11,353
Guy!
1743
01:35:12,062 --> 01:35:13,814
- Buddy! Buddy!
- No, no! Keep going!
1744
01:35:13,980 --> 01:35:15,399
Go without me!
1745
01:35:15,982 --> 01:35:18,026
I've been scared my whole damn life.
1746
01:35:19,653 --> 01:35:21,571
But I'm not scared anymore.
1747
01:35:24,783 --> 01:35:25,951
I'm sorry.
1748
01:35:26,701 --> 01:35:27,953
I'm not.
1749
01:35:30,872 --> 01:35:32,791
It's been the best day of my life.
1750
01:35:33,583 --> 01:35:35,377
You get to that build.
1751
01:35:36,837 --> 01:35:38,296
You show 'em we matter.
1752
01:35:44,177 --> 01:35:48,765
That security guard right there
was a goddamn hero.
1753
01:37:28,782 --> 01:37:31,826
You did it!
1754
01:37:40,168 --> 01:37:41,753
Yes! Yes!
1755
01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:44,256
Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
1756
01:37:45,799 --> 01:37:47,259
Antwan, stop!
1757
01:37:48,093 --> 01:37:49,344
It's over.
1758
01:37:51,596 --> 01:37:53,223
He made it.
1759
01:37:53,390 --> 01:37:56,893
Got your game's original build out there
for everyone to see.
1760
01:37:57,394 --> 01:37:58,979
Probably win your lawsuit, huh?
1761
01:37:59,688 --> 01:38:00,689
Looks likely.
1762
01:38:00,855 --> 01:38:02,065
Cool.
1763
01:38:02,482 --> 01:38:06,194
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
1764
01:38:06,361 --> 01:38:09,155
Right here,
I've got everything you care about.
1765
01:38:09,322 --> 01:38:13,201
The sliver that's left of Free City,
all your little background friends.
1766
01:38:13,368 --> 01:38:15,662
Including your digital boyfriend,
1767
01:38:16,496 --> 01:38:17,622
Last server.
1768
01:38:18,707 --> 01:38:23,670
Look, I just want the world that I built
and the people in it.
1769
01:38:23,837 --> 01:38:25,255
What's in it for Antwan?
1770
01:38:25,422 --> 01:38:26,548
Everything else.
1771
01:38:26,715 --> 01:38:28,675
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
1772
01:38:28,758 --> 01:38:30,927
You have the rights to our code,
keep all the profits,
1773
01:38:31,094 --> 01:38:32,804
just give me what's left of Free City.
1774
01:38:33,263 --> 01:38:35,140
Let me build my own world from there.
1775
01:38:35,307 --> 01:38:38,977
What about Free City 2?
Free City 3?
1776
01:38:39,144 --> 01:38:40,645
And all pursuant spin-offs?
1777
01:38:40,812 --> 01:38:43,523
All yours. Just put down the axe.
1778
01:38:43,940 --> 01:38:46,443
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal
1779
01:38:46,526 --> 01:38:47,986
in the history of dumb deals, right?
1780
01:38:49,112 --> 01:38:51,239
I mean, you're talking about giving up
millions of dollars.
1781
01:38:51,406 --> 01:38:53,366
Why would anyone do that?
1782
01:38:53,533 --> 01:38:55,744
'Cause Keys and I made something great.
1783
01:38:58,038 --> 01:39:00,498
And I don't need money or fame
to prove that to myself.
1784
01:39:00,957 --> 01:39:03,877
I'm done playing your game, Antwan.
1785
01:39:06,171 --> 01:39:08,298
It's time I played mine.
1786
01:39:09,466 --> 01:39:10,759
Deal?
1787
01:39:20,185 --> 01:39:22,062
Popping today
and not in a good way.
1788
01:39:22,228 --> 01:39:24,731
Sales for Free City 2
continue to slip
1789
01:39:24,898 --> 01:39:29,027
with numerous reports of bugs
in the code and lagging online play.
1790
01:39:29,194 --> 01:39:31,571
Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik
1791
01:39:31,655 --> 01:39:32,781
finds himself in the crosshairs.
1792
01:39:32,947 --> 01:39:34,282
Crosshairs.
1793
01:39:34,449 --> 01:39:36,076
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
1794
01:39:36,242 --> 01:39:37,327
We're too busy to gloat.
1795
01:39:37,494 --> 01:39:39,496
I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
1796
01:39:39,663 --> 01:39:41,498
Speaking of busy, we just doubled
1797
01:39:41,581 --> 01:39:43,500
the amount of unique visitors
we can handle.
1798
01:39:43,667 --> 01:39:44,668
It's amazing.
1799
01:39:44,793 --> 01:39:46,127
Who'd have thought
that so many people
1800
01:39:46,294 --> 01:39:49,255
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?
1801
01:39:49,839 --> 01:39:50,965
Hmm.
1802
01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:52,801
Oh, yeah, we did.
1803
01:39:52,926 --> 01:39:54,636
Yeah.
1804
01:39:55,929 --> 01:39:58,306
You know, you're pretty cute
when you brag.
1805
01:39:58,640 --> 01:39:59,849
Antwan out!
1806
01:40:00,016 --> 01:40:01,643
Meanwhile, the game Free Life
1807
01:40:01,726 --> 01:40:04,187
is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.
1808
01:40:04,354 --> 01:40:07,732
Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game
1809
01:40:07,899 --> 01:40:10,819
where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy
1810
01:40:10,985 --> 01:40:14,030
and his now no-longer-in-the-background
a digital friend.
1811
01:40:14,114 --> 01:40:15,115
Uh, hey, Mills--
1812
01:40:17,575 --> 01:40:19,744
Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?
1813
01:40:20,161 --> 01:40:22,288
Actually, I'm gonna jump back
into the game.
1814
01:40:24,124 --> 01:40:26,042
- Oh.
- Coffee?
1815
01:40:26,626 --> 01:40:28,420
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
1816
01:40:28,962 --> 01:40:30,422
I'll just, uh, grab you one.
1817
01:40:31,047 --> 01:40:32,048
Oh, Keys, uh--
1818
01:40:32,215 --> 01:40:33,717
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
1819
01:40:33,883 --> 01:40:34,926
Yeah.
1820
01:40:45,186 --> 01:40:47,439
Hi, Randy. Milton.
1821
01:40:49,941 --> 01:40:51,025
Hmm.
1822
01:40:51,901 --> 01:40:53,445
I was wondering
when I'd see you again.
1823
01:40:54,821 --> 01:40:56,740
Yeah,
life has been pretty crazy lately.
1824
01:40:57,240 --> 01:40:58,366
You should see it in here.
1825
01:40:58,533 --> 01:41:00,744
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.
1826
01:41:00,827 --> 01:41:02,537
Wow.
1827
01:41:05,039 --> 01:41:06,040
Hey, guys.
1828
01:41:16,092 --> 01:41:17,886
Look, Guy--
1829
01:41:18,094 --> 01:41:20,263
Wow, this is harder than I thought.
1830
01:41:21,014 --> 01:41:22,682
Then let me do it for you.
1831
01:41:23,475 --> 01:41:25,018
Guy,
1832
01:41:27,604 --> 01:41:30,982
you are dreamy.
1833
01:41:32,442 --> 01:41:37,030
Your taste in blue shirts
and five-octave musical superstars,
1834
01:41:37,197 --> 01:41:41,409
it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.
1835
01:41:41,576 --> 01:41:43,703
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.
1836
01:41:44,287 --> 01:41:49,209
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.
1837
01:41:53,880 --> 01:41:56,341
See? Was that so hard?
1838
01:41:57,425 --> 01:41:59,260
So, what are you gonna do?
1839
01:42:00,261 --> 01:42:02,889
Anything I want. Thanks to you.
1840
01:42:04,265 --> 01:42:05,809
I'm not stuck in a loop any more.
1841
01:42:05,975 --> 01:42:07,477
Neither are you.
1842
01:42:09,854 --> 01:42:11,564
I love you, Millie.
1843
01:42:12,732 --> 01:42:16,027
Maybe that is my programming talking,
but, guess what,
1844
01:42:17,403 --> 01:42:19,614
someone wrote that program.
1845
01:42:21,825 --> 01:42:23,868
I'm just a love letter to you.
1846
01:42:24,911 --> 01:42:27,330
Somewhere out there is the author.
1847
01:42:45,473 --> 01:42:49,227
You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.
1848
01:42:49,394 --> 01:42:51,437
And he was alive because
he met the one person
1849
01:42:51,521 --> 01:42:53,064
he'd been waiting for his whole life.
1850
01:42:53,231 --> 01:42:56,442
And I had to make it realistic, so
1851
01:42:57,694 --> 01:42:59,529
I based it off of
1852
01:43:01,322 --> 01:43:02,323
you.
1853
01:43:04,492 --> 01:43:06,411
The woman of his dreams,
1854
01:43:09,205 --> 01:43:10,957
she was the same as mine.
1855
01:43:11,124 --> 01:43:14,419
So she liked bubble gum ice cream
and swing sets
1856
01:43:14,586 --> 01:43:18,423
and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit
1857
01:43:18,590 --> 01:43:21,134
of always humming
this classic Mariah Carey track.
1858
01:43:22,176 --> 01:43:25,221
Like, all the time, she would repeat.
1859
01:43:28,474 --> 01:43:29,475
Finally!
1860
01:43:36,274 --> 01:43:37,275
Keys!
1861
01:43:45,491 --> 01:43:47,160
What are you--
1862
01:44:28,076 --> 01:44:29,535
You okay, little guy Guy?
1863
01:44:29,953 --> 01:44:31,746
You seem adjective.
1864
01:44:31,913 --> 01:44:34,540
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.
1865
01:44:34,707 --> 01:44:36,376
Thank you. That was nice.
1866
01:44:36,542 --> 01:44:40,004
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.
1867
01:44:41,506 --> 01:44:43,257
I just miss my best friend.
1868
01:44:44,884 --> 01:44:47,887
We used to do the same walk
together every day.
1869
01:44:48,054 --> 01:44:51,349
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.
1870
01:44:51,516 --> 01:44:53,226
I can bench press a sentence.
1871
01:44:53,309 --> 01:44:56,813
Yeah, that's totally not
the same thing at all.
1872
01:44:56,896 --> 01:44:59,023
Harder laughter!
1873
01:44:59,732 --> 01:45:00,733
Oh.
1874
01:45:00,817 --> 01:45:01,985
Guy?
1875
01:45:04,696 --> 01:45:06,531
- Buddy!
- No!
1876
01:45:06,698 --> 01:45:07,865
Oh, my God! Guy!
1877
01:45:08,032 --> 01:45:09,450
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
1878
01:45:09,534 --> 01:45:10,535
You didn't!
1879
01:45:10,660 --> 01:45:12,870
One minute, I'm running
on a crazy bridge to nowhere,
1880
01:45:13,037 --> 01:45:15,289
thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.
1881
01:45:15,456 --> 01:45:18,042
The next minute,
I'm like in some type of flyin'
1882
01:45:18,209 --> 01:45:20,211
and some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust,
1883
01:45:20,378 --> 01:45:24,132
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.
1884
01:45:24,298 --> 01:45:26,968
Man, I love it here.
1885
01:45:27,051 --> 01:45:29,345
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.
1886
01:45:29,512 --> 01:45:30,596
Now, it might sound weird,
1887
01:45:30,763 --> 01:45:34,142
I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude
and a half-horse,
1888
01:45:34,308 --> 01:45:36,561
whatever a centaur is, I did it.
1889
01:45:36,728 --> 01:45:38,021
I rode a dude, too!
1890
01:45:38,187 --> 01:45:39,397
Friendly gesture!
1891
01:45:39,564 --> 01:45:40,732
So friendly!
1892
01:45:41,190 --> 01:45:42,525
Come on, bring it in!
1893
01:45:42,734 --> 01:45:44,027
- Are we gonna hug?
- I'm coming for you!
1894
01:45:44,193 --> 01:45:45,361
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
- Yes, I am!
1895
01:45:45,528 --> 01:45:46,696
You come here! I'm coming to you!
1896
01:45:46,863 --> 01:45:48,489
I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.
1897
01:45:51,701 --> 01:45:53,161
Buddy, I missed you!
1898
01:45:53,327 --> 01:45:55,329
Hey, so where's the bank?
1899
01:45:56,831 --> 01:45:58,082
There is no bank.
1900
01:45:58,249 --> 01:45:59,500
So what do we do?
1901
01:45:59,876 --> 01:46:01,919
Whatever we want.
1902
01:46:10,845 --> 01:46:12,597
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Guy.